Saturday was an eventful first official day in office for the Donald Trump administration. Not only did we have the Women’s March take over many major cities around the world in protest of Trump, but the president also made a visit to the CIA in order to weave a few lies about his battles with the intelligence community and blame it all on the media. He also made sure to point out that the media was way off on the attendance to his inauguration, followed soon after by Sean Spicer’s heated press briefing on the reporting of the inauguration.
Spicer’s angry lecture from the White House podium took over the headlines on Saturday evening, which was possibly its aim, and spawned some interesting reactions on Twitter. Most of his claims about the attendance are easily refuted by the visual evidence shared at the event, but the administration line is that the media isn’t being truthful. Judging from the reactions online, the people think that someone else is doing the lying:
President Trump's hands are the "largest hands to ever exist, period." – Sean Spicer pic.twitter.com/KtEWtB1KPR
— Steve Kim (@Fobwashed) January 22, 2017
And the always reliable Dan O’Sullivan went ahead and compared Spicer to Baghdad Bob:
https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/822965021592473600
It’s reactions like this that gave birth to the hashtag #Spicer Says, allowing people to blow off some steam in response to the crappiness of the past two days by making fun of their new rulers. If it’s the opposite of a widely held opinion or belief, Spicer is there to support it. He’s the Armond White of political press relations and here’s ready to go to bat for the new version Point Break or to call pizza a vegetable, at least according to users on Twitter:
"Those cats can NOT have cheezburgers – Period"#SpicerSays pic.twitter.com/uztQEIstOY
— Mr. Musk (No Relation) (@MythAddict) January 22, 2017
“Ruben Studdard is the most successful American Idol winner in history. Period.” #SpicerSays pic.twitter.com/9d7pSTzUMl
— Geoff Ryken @geoffryken.bsky.social (@geoffryken) January 22, 2017
Hot Dogs are sandwiches #spicersays pic.twitter.com/y082ZOs6HZ
— Zander (@ZanderDC) January 22, 2017
I told yo, the girl is a guy in The Crying Game.#spicersays pic.twitter.com/Kx5rippQUu
— Robert (2 nibbles & 1 bit) Lyman (@steamrob42) January 22, 2017
Grizzly bears are the greatest threat to US public schools #spicersays
— Oh Juliet (@justdreamin91) January 22, 2017
"I think Cersei is badly misunderstood, the real victim of Game of Thrones" #SpicerSays
— midwestconservative (@MWC_RS) January 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/Regular_Stone/status/822996757432954883
The New York Jets are the best managed team in the NFL ever. Period. #SpicerSays
— Sophie Post (@PepperGii) January 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/connichameleon/status/822996441211826176
Donald Trump beat Desert Bus in less than three minutes. #spicersays pic.twitter.com/5Vp8fMoHBg
— DuskCatharsis (@heretictrance) January 22, 2017
Anakin Skywalker didn't kill ANY younglings. And any of you that reports otherwise is a liar. PERIOD! #SpicerSays
— Red9to5 (@DashDood) January 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/scottagunn/status/822995949052170241
https://twitter.com/DontStopBreedin/status/822995469559300096
https://twitter.com/ChrisRenois/status/822995103790858240
"It is NOT a trap. Period." — Sean Spicer #SpicerFacts #Spicerbriefing #spicersays pic.twitter.com/SmmAJ4r4gw
— Elizabeth Randol (@RandolElizabeth) January 22, 2017
“The best series finale ever was for ‘LOST.’ Period.” #SpicerSays pic.twitter.com/cR8vHT9vxw
— Geoff Ryken @geoffryken.bsky.social (@geoffryken) January 22, 2017
"The last season of @SHO_Dexter was the best season. Period." -Sean Spicer #spicersays pic.twitter.com/NVt6PPU8qQ
— D. Andrew Ledman II, Esq. (@andrewledman) January 22, 2017
Pizza is vegetables. Period. #SpicerSays pic.twitter.com/gu03eDpRFt
— Louis Delorme 🔺 (@LLepineD) January 22, 2017
Greedo shot first. Period. #SpicerSays pic.twitter.com/NWMB3h3GrC
— Louis Delorme 🔺 (@LLepineD) January 22, 2017
"Children absolutely love getting toothbrushes on Halloween" #spicersays pic.twitter.com/rSO4FzOnu5
— SaraMi90 📸🪴🌺 (@SaraMi90) January 22, 2017
Sinbad's performance in Shazaam is the greatest in movie history. #SpicerSays pic.twitter.com/VUnoDG6suC
— Scott Gustin (@ScottGustin) January 22, 2017
"Donald J. Trump invented kittens." #Spicerfacts #spicersays pic.twitter.com/UGKR0eN7uj
— Thomas Cunningham (@tomcunningham) January 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/beeds07/status/822993410403553280
https://twitter.com/coasterboyjosh/status/822990912901042178
https://twitter.com/PatrickAColeman/status/822991081453260800
Smooth jazz is THE BEST jazz! #spicersays pic.twitter.com/KjyWskAWJb
— hashtag Nixonkid (@jay2psu) January 22, 2017
Jar Jar Binks was the best Star Wars character ever created. Period. #spicersays pic.twitter.com/ikFjUmVGpd
— Declan de Barra (@declandebarra) January 22, 2017
Another hashtag also sprouted in the wake of the Spicer press briefing on Saturday evening. #SpicerFacts follows in the vein of #KatrinaPiersonHistory and runs in competition with the Spicer Says tag, but doesn’t seem to catch on in the same way:
https://twitter.com/ckassis/status/822944415350194176
https://twitter.com/safarishane/status/822943006693138435
Spicer holds press conference,outraged no one has acknowledged that Trump beat Gretzky's NHL regular season record by 60 goals. #SpicerFacts
— A.J. Bess (@damnfinekoffee) January 22, 2017
"Everyone knows Jim is the better Belushi. It's just a fact." #SpicerFacts
— L.L. (@leeraloo) January 22, 2017
"The 2017 Xbox One exclusive lineup is the best in the history of gaming. Period." #SpicerFacts
— Tuomo Lampinen (@vallilantuomo) January 22, 2017
The X-Men films have followed the timeline of comic book canon perfectly. #SpicerFacts pic.twitter.com/eV4mqGVj2t
— Black Girl Nerds (@BlackGirlNerds) January 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/Cinesnark/status/822999328646135808
"Ringo was the most talented out of all the Beatles. Fact."#SpicerFacts pic.twitter.com/hvv14PL6BT
— Bass Ackwards Penguin (@JMikeyMania) January 22, 2017
"Suicide Squad was the most critically acclaimed movie of 2016. Period." #SpicerFacts pic.twitter.com/wvjrmH8mfj
— Film School Rejects (@rejectnation) January 22, 2017
You can drink milk a month after it's expriation date. PERIOD. #SpicerFacts
— Mark Toth 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇺🇲🇮🇱 (@TheButteryOne) January 22, 2017
"Mufasa was killed by his son. Period!" #SpicerFacts pic.twitter.com/OeYtAA2W7C
— Benstonium (@Benstonium) January 22, 2017
Since taking the oath of office, President Trump has dropped 25lbs! #SpicerFacts
— Colby Hall (@colbyhall) January 21, 2017
Even Senator Al Franken got in on the fun at a Planned Parenthood event on Saturday night:
https://twitter.com/feministabulous/status/822989827268341760
And as R.K. Bentley points out, we have a long road to go with this sort of thing. Heed these words and only dip your toes right now. We’re not even through one week.
Remember, we’ve got 3 years of #SpicerSays so let’s not blow our wad on the 2nd day.
— R. K. Bentley ⚔️🚀🔫👨🚀🛸 (@rkbentley) January 22, 2017