As with most days during this election, the antics of Donald Trump are grabbing headlines on Sunday. Today is especially odd, though, thanks to Alec Baldwin’s nearly spot on impression of the GOP candidate and the revelation of his old tax return by the New York Times. If Trump enjoys any type of publicity, be it bad, good, or apocalyptic, today has to be testing his patience.
The Times report shows that Trump claimed a $916 million loss in income on his 1995 returns, possibly allowing him to avoid paying taxes for 18 years. Even better is the apparent fact that all of this was legal under current tax laws, which almost all parties look terrible — at least in the eyes of normal, tax paying Americans.
There might not be legal ramifications from this initial revelation, but the court of public opinion quickly returned sentence on Trump and let him have it online. The tax returns inspired a wide array of responses, from the absurd to the angry and a few in between. The driving theme between most of them was quite simple: what happened the last time Trump paid taxes?
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#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes Dems were doing this, as they likely are again tonight. Man, how I love an October surprise. pic.twitter.com/HNvo4TBASP
— cassie 🪷 (@casatino) October 2, 2016
#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes people wrote letters to each other on paper
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) October 2, 2016
The hashtag #LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes sprouted almost immediately after the Time released their report on Trump’s return and it allowed people to jump on Trump where he was most likely to see it — and when he was most likely to see it. Some folks decided to take the moment to keep things quite serious:
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There are people voting in this election born the same year as the #LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes
— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) October 2, 2016
I'm really grossed out that my taxes pay for the gold toilet on an airplane of a racist who doesn't pay taxes. #LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes
— Elon Musk’s Cow (@michaelaWat) October 2, 2016
#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes these we're still good people. pic.twitter.com/oFjDEkuswf
— Travon (@Travon) October 2, 2016
Other folks decided to use the moment to hold a mirror up to Trump yet again — and to his opponents:
#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes was around the same time he talked about how stacked his baby daughter Tiffany might grow up to be pic.twitter.com/KKHSvazc7O
— shauna (@goldengateblond) October 2, 2016
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#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes Tim Kaine was helping the poor in Honduras. pic.twitter.com/rabMMs1SfC
— Laura 🌺 (@LauraE303B) October 2, 2016
But in typical fashion, most people decided to use the moment to make jokes and references. And whether they are intentional or unintentional, most of them truly do highlight just how long ago Trump’s tax hijinks were and how they are still affecting him today:
#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes Ash was still in Kanto pic.twitter.com/ZwjINAcGtX
— PorkJungle: Pig Pokémon News (@pokejungle) October 2, 2016
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#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes his name was farking Drumpf. *leans back in chair so far I fall back into a thousand-foot crevasse*
— crisp mattman (@cushbomb) October 2, 2016
Picture of One Direction performing #LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes pic.twitter.com/EyIlsShUUU
— Travon (@Travon) October 2, 2016
#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes seinfeld still on tv
— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) October 2, 2016
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#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes Barack Obama was small boy running barefoot in Kenya.
— Jeffrey Wright 🥜 (@jfreewright) October 2, 2016
#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes Ray Pruitt was the second most despicable man of the year when he pushed Donna Martin down the stairs.
— Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) October 2, 2016
#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes Pluto was still a planet.
— Ragnarok Lobster 🐺 (@eclecticbrotha) October 2, 2016
The #LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes he was a democrat and his children were just finishing their 1st year as Slytherins.
— Josh Gad (@joshgad) October 2, 2016
#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes @TraceBeaulieu and I were sending cheesy movies, the worst we could find.
— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) October 2, 2016
#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes there was only one Law and Order. The Dome
— Jane Sellman (@WordGirlSam) October 2, 2016
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this is what the one TV set in our house used to look like#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes pic.twitter.com/mq8zQtnaWf
— Zakaria (@_Z_a_c) October 2, 2016
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#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes it was for an appearance in Home Alone 2.
— justin laub (@Juice4040) October 2, 2016
#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes the Nintendo 64 was still known as Project Reality. #N64
— Cheesemeister →🧵/🟦☁️ (@Cheesemeister3k) October 2, 2016
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#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes Biggie and Tupac were still alive. https://t.co/QqeUwlR4Xu
— Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) October 2, 2016
#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes the Kardashians looked like this pic.twitter.com/Ft1dj6HKbe
— Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) October 2, 2016
#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes Blockbuster was encouraging its patrons to be kind and rewind.
— Veronica (@vinthenw) October 2, 2016
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Destiny's Child still had four members… #LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes pic.twitter.com/9A268XoZ8L
— Raquel Willis (she/her) (@RaquelWillis_) October 2, 2016
#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes Stoop Kid hadn't left his stoop. pic.twitter.com/d59DsKXbwL
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) October 2, 2016
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#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes Backstreet hadn't come back, alright.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) October 2, 2016
#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes You could pay them in grain and chickens.
— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) October 2, 2016
Some folks have some questionable timelines there, especially when it comes to the Moses references, but perhaps Trump is one of many throughout history. Like Dan Halen.
Patton Oswalt took the intiaitive to ask the tougher questions about The Times piece, namely who leaked the returns to the paper in the first place. The return address on the envelope says Trump Tower, but nothing is certain and the suspects could be endless. It allowed Oswalt to make the second Murder On The Orient Express / Agatha Christie reference you’ve likely seen this week, though, and that’s welcome:
Trump is his own October surprise. This is gonna be an insane week. https://t.co/XYcpJAezU0
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 2, 2016
At least twelve people inside Trump Tower, all with a motive to expose Donald. All with opportunity and means… pic.twitter.com/KzKJkSPSQ1
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 2, 2016
But as one reply in his chain shows, the true suspect is clear and he is a noted, genius hacker. His father said so:
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