Posts Tagged: brooklyn

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A Brooklyn Man Is Using Craigslist To Find A Woman To Bathe In Ramen Noodles

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Looking to make a quick $175? All you have to do is sit in a bathtub full of Ramen noodles for 30 minutes.

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A Brooklyn ‘Kids Salon’ Is Being Trolled With The Most Vulgar Wi-Fi Name Ever

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A decent argument for why all wi-fi names should be assigned.

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The ‘Girls’ Bus Tour Is Here To Introduce Yokels To The Real Brooklyn!

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It is always shows like 'Girls' and 'Sex And The City' getting bus tours. Where is my 'Justified' whiskey making bus tour of Kentucky?

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A Tattoo Artist In Brooklyn Inked His Own Dog

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A tattoo artist in Brooklyn (of course) gave his dog some ink when he was under.

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Vandals Spray Painted ‘Do The Right Thing’ On Spike Lee’s Old House In Brooklyn

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Spike Lee's childhood neighbor's house vandalized just days after his anti-gentrification rant.

Spike Lee Went On A Seven-Minute Rant Against ‘Motherf*cking Hipsters’ In Brooklyn Last Night

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"They can’t even afford f*ckin’, motherf*ckin’ Williamsburg now because of motherf*ckin’ hipsters."

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This Guy Livetweeted The Most Awkward Brooklyn Rooftop Breakup Of All-Time

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If you break up in public, your conversation WILL be livetweeted.

A Brooklyn Musician Murdered His Bandmates After They Kicked Him Out Of The Group

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A member of the Iranian indie-rock group the Yellow Dogs murdered his former bandmates.

This Craigslist Ad For An ‘Upcycled Ladder Shelving Unit’ May Be The Most Brooklyn Thing Ever

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Pretty sure this kind of thing is why people are fleeing Brooklyn. I could be wrong, of course, but it's doubtful.

HIPSTERS

Meanwhile, In Brooklyn: Girl Tearfully Frolics In Kiddie Pool Filled With Milk While Reciting Poetry

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"This girl actually just rolls around in an inflatable pool full of milk, whilst pouring a 40 full of milk all over herself, whilst reciting a bizarre poem."

THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G.

Sign This B.I.G. Petition To Rename A Brooklyn Intersection To 'Christopher Wallace Way'

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Everyone should sign this petition to change an intersection to Brooklyn to "Christopher Wallace Way," named after the Notorious B.I.G.

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Having A Small Penis And Living In Brooklyn Could Win You Prizes This Weekend

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Do you live in Brooklyn? Do you have a small penis? Well this Saturday could be your lucky day!

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Pity Whoever’s Bullying The 12-Year-Old Badasses In Metal Group Unlocking The Truth

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The 12-year-old metal kids in Unlocking the Truth are going places.

BEASTIE BOYS

Adam Yauch Now Has A Park Named After Him In Brooklyn

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The late great Beastie Boy, Adam Yauch, now has a park named after him in Brooklyn.

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If You Would Like To Live With Awful People, Some Brooklynites Have A ‘Girls’ Living Experience For You

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Are you looking for a place to live? Are you a fan of Lena Dunham's celebrated but crappy HBO show, Girls? Well have we got the "living experience" for you!

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Check Out Today’s ‘Game Of Thrones’ Themed Specials Board At Vinnie’s Pizzeria In Brooklyn

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Gotta love today's Game of Thrones specials board at Vinnie's Pizzeria in Brooklyn.

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Watch Brooklynites Freak Over Guy Fieri Opening A ‘Factory Farm To Table’ Restaurant In Williamsburg

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Watch Brooklynites react when told Guy Fieri will serve "cheddar-stuffed foie gras. It's a duck that's been force-fed nacho cheese for two months."

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The Best And Worst Of WWE TLC 2012

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Pre-show notes: - Comments, shares, likes, Reddit submissions and up arrows (or whatever) and the like are appreciated.

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Brooklyn Hipsters vs. Hurricane Sandy

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Brooklyn Hipsters are remarkably well-equipped to handle hurricanes.


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