Three thousand goldfish from 14 countries have locked gills to compete in a beauty pageant in China.

One man's fishing trip is ruined when a fish gets to him first.

This is a goldfish that raps.

A diver has his teeth cleaned by two cleaner wrasse fish in Dahab Sinai, Egypt.

Sasha the labrador retriever takes a liking to a carp at Lake Mead, and the feeling is mutual.

A woman battled a 12-foot, 1,022-pound marlin during a fishing tournament in Hawaii.

Rather than risk breaking his line, this Russian ice fisherman uses his hands to pull in his giant catch.

Take that, FISH!

Don't have scissors.

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Silver Carp (AKA "The A-holes of the sea") are a pesky fish which are not indigenous to the Illinois River but have nonetheless invaded, setting up their annoying fish trailers and reproducing out of control and holding guppy fights on their front lawns next to the little plastic scuba diver they've put up on blocks.

NatGeo recently reported that the ice-covered oceans of Europa contain 100 times more oxygen than prior models predicted, meaning the satellite can sustain more complex life-forms than previously thought: That amount of oxygen would be enough to support more than just microscopic life-forms: At least three million tons of fishlike creatures could theoretically live and breathe on Europa, said study author Richard Greenberg of the University of Arizona in Tucson.