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44 Things Tyler Perry Has Learned, by Tyler Perry

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Tyler Perry turned 44 yesterday, and he celebrated by sending out a mass email entitled "44 for 44," detailing 44 things that Tyler Perry has learned over the course of his 44 years.

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Metaphor Time With Tyler Perry: Live Life Like a Golf Cart

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If you're unfamiliar with our feature "<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/tag/metaphor-time-with-tyler-perry" target="_blank">Metaphor Time, With Tyler Perry</a>," it's where we focus a spotlight on just what household object or mundane life event Tyler Perry is using as a metaphor for proper Christian livin' this week.

METAPHOR TIME WITH TYLER PERRY

Tyler Perry only cooks on motivational stoves

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If you guys were hoping I'd stop being obsessed with the minutiae of Tyler Perry, you may have to skip this post.

METAPHOR TIME WITH TYLER PERRY

Tyler Perry says life’s rough patches are just like his private jet

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As we've been over on a few occasions, say what you will about <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/04/tyler-perrys-temptation-recreated-with-reviews" target="_blank">Tyler Perry's movies</a> (let's leave it at "<a href="http://jezebel.com/5993523/tyler-perry-isnt-just-an-artless-hack-hes-a-scary-ideologue" target="_blank">they're not good</a>"), the intense connection he has with his fans is either inspiring or terrifying, I'm not sure which.

METAPHOR TIME WITH TYLER PERRY

Tyler Perry’s Groundwater is a Metaphor for Jesus

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Many of you probably didn't realize that Tyler Perry, in addition to being a cross-dressing multi-hyphenate gazillionaire, also keeps a mailing list for his fans and sends out periodic newsletters.


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