when you're stuck at work and all you can think about is a $5 Footlong at Subway pic.twitter.com/qo9DvcxlZo
— Subway WWExperience (@WWESubway) January 1, 2016
On December 28 of last year, a new, special Twitter account was born into the world: @WWESubway, a series of reaction GIFs taken from the world of pro wrestling to apply to every damn thing that could happen to you at a Subway.
when you only have a 30 minute lunch break and 7 people are in front of you at Subway pic.twitter.com/KsaPC4B8Jn
— Subway WWExperience (@WWESubway) January 1, 2016
when the person in front of you at Subway reaches for the last cookie pic.twitter.com/8wjzPz70O8
— Subway WWExperience (@WWESubway) January 5, 2016
Sure, it may seem like an insanely specific Twitter account, the kind of thing that will make everyone laugh for a day and then fade away to nothingness. But look one layer deeper and you see that while the specifics are Subway-related, they really are metaphors for a more WWE-version of everyday life.
when you get Subway coupons in the mail pic.twitter.com/IqKJ0H6712
— Subway WWExperience (@WWESubway) January 6, 2016
Sure, it says Subway coupons, but this is a perfect reaction GIF for anything you would get in the mail. Like receiving a package from Amazon that you don’t remember ordering. It’s like a surprise party you throw for yourself!
when the subway sandwich artist is putting too much mayo on your sub pic.twitter.com/kqZRLu5h10
— Subway WWExperience (@WWESubway) January 9, 2016
And isn’t this merely what our inner Andre the Giant would do to, say, a barber who won’t listen or a cable company employee over the phone? Oh, to have hands the size of Andre’s to make a normal human look like a Muppet being tossed around.
getting dressed to go to Subway pic.twitter.com/kkZKzjC3V8
— Subway WWExperience (@WWESubway) January 8, 2016
I’ll be honest, that’s just a cool thing that John Cena could do. It might not apply to any of our lives whatsoever. And that’s why this account, as long as it can keep finding GIFs, can last. Here are some more great ones:
when the Subway manager kicks you out for being drunk pic.twitter.com/Ye778W6SAW
— Subway WWExperience (@WWESubway) January 9, 2016
when the sandwich artist tells you the toaster is broken pic.twitter.com/LtDQW3vIjp
— Subway WWExperience (@WWESubway) January 10, 2016
when you sabotage your friend so you can get to the front of the Subway line first pic.twitter.com/NzgYHxUjYS
— Subway WWExperience (@WWESubway) January 11, 2016
when the person in front of you orders a tuna sub with peppers and lettuce on it at 9am pic.twitter.com/q0LcmPOquO
— Subway WWExperience (@WWESubway) January 12, 2016
when the subway sandwich artist starts making your sub with no gloves on pic.twitter.com/jhCp4cMRlS
— Subway WWExperience (@WWESubway) January 13, 2016
when your girl takes you to Subway for your birthday pic.twitter.com/uAwPlJERnA
— Subway WWExperience (@WWESubway) January 13, 2016