WWE CEO and pro wrestling magnate Vince McMahon narrowly avoided death today (pictured, above) after totaling a Bentley less than mile away from WWE Headquarters in Stamford, CT.
According to TMZ, the incident was minor, and thankfully Mr. McMahon left the scene in better condition than his car. From their report:
Multiple law enforcement sources confirm McMahon was driving his black Bentley when something went wrong. Another car was involved in the crash though it’s unclear exactly what happened.
Vince was seen walking around after the incident. Our sources say the whole thing was a “minor accident and everyone is okay.”
A Redditor with the news appropriate user handle “darthpoopballs” shared the following photo, courtesy of his wife’s cousin. So, Beru Poopballs?
The good news for any concerned wrestling fans is that Vince McMahon is experienced in walking away unscathed from car accidents …
… and even once walked away from a limousine explosion, standing in the ring a week after everyone assumed he was dead.
It turns out he was just in a coma, which was caused by the explosion, but on a delay. Not sure how that works.
In all seriousness, we’re glad the chairman is okay, and continue to be convinced that the McMahon family are an immortal breed of modern Highlanders. An asteroid could crash into the Earth and the population would just be cockroaches, and Vince McMahon convincing cockroaches to watch other cockroaches fight.
