Donald Trump has been having quite the week. There were numerous bombshell revelations in Bob Woodward’s new book, Fear: Trump In The White House, and then a bonkers op-ed from an anonymous “senior administration official” within the White House was published by The New York Times on Wednesday. The writer claimed to be one of many employees of Trump who “have vowed to thwart parts of his agenda and his worst inclinations.” The writer spoke of Trump’s “amorality” and his “erratic” behavior, claimed his “impulses are generally anti-trade and anti-democratic,” and described his leadership style as “impetuous, adversarial, petty and ineffective.”
The source added, “Meetings with him veer off topic and off the rails, he engages in repetitive rants, and his impulsiveness results in half-baked, ill-informed and occasionally reckless decisions that have to be walked back.” Even more damning, the source claimed, “Given the instability many witnessed, there were early whispers within the cabinet of invoking the 25th Amendment, which would start a complex process for removing the president. But no one wanted to precipitate a constitutional crisis.”
The author concluded by praising the late Senator McCain as “a lodestar for restoring honor to public life and our national dialogue.”
Trump was none too pleased, tweeting only a single word at 5:15 pm Wednesday:
TREASON?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 5, 2018
That tweet was the subject to several jokes similar to this one:
Does he know this isn’t Google? https://t.co/DYtDCnIrxi
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 5, 2018
Then 85 minutes (!) later, Trump collected himself enough to elaborate:
Does the so-called “Senior Administration Official” really exist, or is it just the Failing New York Times with another phony source? If the GUTLESS anonymous person does indeed exist, the Times must, for National Security purposes, turn him/her over to government at once!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 5, 2018
Maybe he took that 85 minutes to ask the boy mowing the lawn if he’s a “senior administration official.” Speaking of delays, Trump was also half an hour late to a White House meeting (video here), where he waved sheets of paper and ranted about the “failing New York Times,” adding, “And, someday, when I’m not president, which hopefully will be in about 6.5 years from now, the New York Times and CNN and all these phony media outlets will be out of business.”
Not only has the op-ed clearly rustled Trump’s jimmies, but it has also garnered plenty of scathing critiques, with some referring to it as Decency Resistance designed to shield the elite and others pointing out it’s “an assumption of presidential powers by unelected individuals.” Some have theorized that it’s the anonymous source’s ploy to get a book deal.
Others joked about how easily the writer’s identity could be discovered:
https://twitter.com/danieljpowell/status/1037439899350315008
And people noticed the word lodestar is a favorite of Mike Pence:
A few questions that folks have raised: 1) What about Pence's speechwriter? Stephen Ford has been with Pence since 2017. The earliest Pence usage of #lodestar we have so far is 2001, found by @prufrock451 along with a bunch of other instances: https://t.co/mfFWzz2f85
— Dan Bloom (@danbl00m) September 5, 2018
Plenty of folks on Twitter also had their guesses about who the anonymous leaker could be. (The call is coming from inside the house!)
Interesting Op-Ed from a source inside the White House who only identifies themselves by the pseudonym "Mel A. Nia." https://t.co/CM1BzPvrBi
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 5, 2018
https://twitter.com/KT_So_It_Goes/status/1037549880372326400
I found NYT’s anonymous source pic.twitter.com/yBlpvo5G2a
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) September 6, 2018
Begin. pic.twitter.com/i0b9JqEubU
— Kristen Soltis Anderson (@KSoltisAnderson) September 5, 2018
Others made jokes about and hurled insults at the anonymous writer:
https://twitter.com/poniewozik/status/1037429524881973250
Great stuff pic.twitter.com/kBQZMsnA0f
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) September 5, 2018
welcome to the resistance, guy who literally works for trump and enacts his policies but feels kinda bad about it
— raandy (@randygdub) September 5, 2018
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) September 5, 2018
Op-Ed: I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Trump Administration But Am Not Actually Trying to Stop Him Because I Also Want to Kill the Poor
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) September 5, 2018
Powerful stuff! pic.twitter.com/LZWYXSFZ8m
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) September 5, 2018
https://twitter.com/poniewozik/status/1037427973182418944
https://twitter.com/benkling/status/1037443562802225154
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1037433008532451328
Fixed the New York Times editorial for accuracy pic.twitter.com/LfmMTtGb91
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) September 5, 2018
https://twitter.com/kept_simple/status/1037429977527013379
https://twitter.com/elongreen/status/1037431919141695489
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1037459560636796928
This is best understood as an accomplice trying to preemptively rehabilitate him/herself. Everyone in the White House is (rightfully) terrified that they've ruined their lives by tying their fortunes to Trump's. They cannot be allowed to save themselves https://t.co/SOMMCfSpX7
— The Discourse Lover (@Trillburne) September 5, 2018
you'll forgive me if i still don't find "i'm enabling a racist, insane president because i like tax cuts" heroic
— . (@swordsjew) September 5, 2018
https://twitter.com/ZackBornstein/status/1037504210500124673
hello, passengers in steerage, this is an anonymous White Star Line officer writing to let you know there are still adults up here in the Titanic bridge and that we're doing our best. but also, isn't it really all our faults, this situation, that we've let things, uh, sink so low
— inverted vibe curve: burgertown has fallen (@PatBlanchfield) September 5, 2018
https://twitter.com/bobbyfinger/status/1037444809055723520
And Veep creator Armando Iannucci continued showing his penchant for satire with an amazing pitch:
Film pitch.. Trump drugged and moved to a replica Whitehouse, where he carries on thinking he’s governing. Millions spent on hiring actors to play his staff, Senators, news anchors, people at rallies.
There you go. Studios, your highest bid please.— Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) September 5, 2018
Others turned their attention away from the film industry and towards another part of the media, making fun of freelance writers being low paid and having to wait months to get a check:
(whispers) if Trump really wants to catch whoever wrote that NYT Op-Ed he should just wait and fire whoever cashes a check for $150 that comes in six months
— inverted vibe curve: burgertown has fallen (@PatBlanchfield) September 5, 2018
Or otherwise making inside baseball commentary about working in media:
All I want for my birthday is to see the internal NYT Slack right now.
— Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) September 5, 2018
It's a good day not to be the Public Editor of the New York Times.
— Margaret Sullivan (@Sulliview) September 5, 2018
People are gearing up to blow this whole thing wide open:
Text from my mom: "WTF who wrote that Op-Ed? You can tell me."
— Michael S. Schmidt (@nytmike) September 5, 2018
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1037535129890168838
I think we all know who wrote the op-ed. pic.twitter.com/wV5orCkIUC
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) September 5, 2018
Trump officials claim that invoking the 25th would cause a constitutional crisis, but it's the 25th amendment… of the Constitution.
It's a constitutional solution.
— Deniz S. (@MrFilmkritik) September 5, 2018
10 minutes ago, Google searches for 25th amendment briefly eclipsed searches for Kim Kardashian pic.twitter.com/Em6vPFklAQ
— Christopher Ingraham🦗 (@_cingraham) September 5, 2018
https://twitter.com/markhoppus/status/1037500002963095552