What if you created something that allowed people to make fun of you? Such is the life and career of Jack Dorsey, co-founder and CEO of Twitter, a social media site many of its users partially own to complain about the many, many troubling things wrong with Twitter. The tech guru — who may or may not be weirder than fellow social media god/devil Mack Zuckerberg — did a TED Talk public conversation, part of which involved “concerns and opportunities for Twitter’s future.” They then invited Twitter users to tweet questions via the hashtag #AskJackAtTED, which would then be projected on a big screen behind Dorsey.
And, well, it turned out to be very Bad Idea Jeans.
Do you have a question for @jack? Share it using the hashtag #AskJackAtTED. @WhitPennRod and @TEDChris are now interviewing him about concerns and opportunities for Twitter's future. Your questions may appear live on stage at #TED2019.
— TED Talks (@TEDTalks) April 16, 2019
Granted, the full video of the Talk, which streamed live, has yet to be made available in full on the TED site (though presumably it will be here). Still, there’s plenty of evidence to show that — while there were scores of sincere, serious queries — there were plenty of chuckleheads and weaponized satirists ready to humiliate Dorsey to his face…or rather, to his back.
While Dorsey talked about the problems with metrics and his continuing distaste for the “like” button, some eagle-eyed observers, including those at Mashable, zoomed in on the photos made available, and caught some pretty outside-the-box #AskJackAtTED questions.
#TED2019, were you overwhelmed or distracted by the questions on the screen? Take a look at what everyone asked on #AskJackAtTED.
Thank you to everyone who participated in our conversation with @jack. The video of the interview will be available on https://t.co/YLcO5Ju923 soon. pic.twitter.com/PYqX2l5vfR
— TED Talks (@TEDTalks) April 16, 2019
“Now that your platform has played a significant role in the end of humankind, what’s your next step?…” read one question.
Wow. Just wow. #AskJackatTED @jack – is your health ok? You look so different from the pic in the program. pic.twitter.com/03qyVtATJe
— Dr. Laura Boykin Okalebo (@laura_boykin) April 16, 2019
“You just said your metrics create toxicity,” read another. “So… you’re CEO. Why not change them right now?” Another, from the same picture, asked, “How do you feel about giving a platform to literal Nazis.”
Eventually the tweets disappeared from the screen. Those at TED tweeted one suspicious observer that it was always the plan to ditch them halfway through the conversation, and not because Dorsey was being owned behind his back.
Before it was given the boot, though, one person managed to get on the big board with the question, “Jack, what is Bam Bam?”
Wow questions are really pouring in! #AskJackAtTED pic.twitter.com/s3cMlaXMQi
— alain revah (@alainrevah) April 16, 2019
Others on Twitter decided, including those who didn’t wind up on the big boards, decided to tweet about other matters involving the man who gave them the ability to tweet in the first place.
jack dorsey looks like he was exiled from rivendell for being a sex offender pic.twitter.com/drF8jbgNmK
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 16, 2019
Jack Dorsey looks like Theon Greyjoy after he became Reek. pic.twitter.com/MuImRaSU3u
— Adam Best (@adamcbest) April 16, 2019
“I look totally normal.” -Jack Dorsey, CEO of #Twitter, despite presumably being rich enough to own any number of mirrors. pic.twitter.com/PNadyvOvpD
— Dennis Detwiller (@drgonzo123) April 17, 2019
Jack Dorsey: I have gotten over 10,000 times smarter by drinking my own urine. Everyone needs to drink my own urine.
(silence in the boardroom)
— Mike Cobraman (@MKupperman) April 16, 2019
Or they actually criticized Dorsey’s answers.
*updates*: It has been [ 0 ] days since Jack Dorsey had an idiot theory about how to fix Twitter. https://t.co/UcxeO4tByy
— @alishagrauso.bsky.social (@AlishaGrauso) April 16, 2019
Jack Dorsey might be the most impressive CEO based solely on the fact that he has no idea what his users want. https://t.co/nDrNcAJNBI
— Jeff D. Lowe (@JeffDLowe) April 16, 2019
What’s beyond scary here is that Jack Dorsey has no idea what his users want. We don’t want to shift to following topics, we’ve just spent YEARS curating our feed of individuals. I spend an extraordinary amount of time on here. I’ve never been more concerned with its leadership. https://t.co/tQt9q820OR
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) April 16, 2019
It's hard for me to express how frustrating it was to watch @jack's talk at TED today. I was frustrated, the audience was frustrated, he was frustrated, the people he was talking to were frustrated. It was a whole frustrating thing! https://t.co/sU88RCqGLV
— Emily Dreyfuss (@EmilyDreyfuss) April 16, 2019
Jack Dorsey is speaking right now at #TED2019 and will be taking questions live using the hashtag #AskJackAtTed
My question: why wasn't Trump suspended on Friday for inciting hate & violence again Rep. Ilhan Omar? She reported an uptick in threats against her & her family. pic.twitter.com/v3axBqXA79
— Arjun Sethi (@arjunsethi81) April 16, 2019
Not sure how asking Jack Dorsey the question "why won't you ban the Nazis?" is considered trolling.
It's asking a question Dorsey—who's done so little to stop the influx of Nazis that it has become suspicious to any non-Nazi—refuses to truthfully answerhttps://t.co/wUt8RByKIK
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) April 16, 2019
(Via Mashable)