It’s better when you don’t know what’s coming. Just click it and bask in its glory.
Here’s a transcript. Somebody get to work etching it into stone.
John Cena! He’s here, and he’s all hippity-hoppity and rappity-fied tonight! I think that means he raps and performs. Not really sure what the kids are saying these days but, I thought I’d improvise and just try that one. Was it cool? No? Oh.
That has got to be the most Hank Hill thing Jim Ross has ever said. The “no? oh” at the end is so Okie and sad I can’t even process it. Greatest possible love to Hipster Kassius for sharing it with the world. Here’s what we need to do: make a new Def Jam Vedetta wrestling game and have Jim Ross improvise the commentary. Somebody get me on Shark Tank.
