Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! Wrestling is typically known for brutality, but sometimes love can blossom inside the squared circle. The wonderful and talented Lindsey has put together an amazing collection of Valentines for the pro graps fans out there (and because you’re reading this on With Spandex, you’re probably a wrestling fan).
Ideal use: for when you love someone, but want to set them free
Ideal use: for when you plan on getting weirdly jealous that your Valentine is receiving cards from other people
Ideal use: when your gift is five pounds of glitter
Ideal use: when you are so in love, you have half the brain you normally do
Ideal use: when you finish in 18 seconds
Ideal use: when you are literally the best couple, and only weird idiots and dorks talk sh*t about you
Ideal use: you’re into weird puzzle sh*t
Ideal use: your relationship is built on drug supply and demand
Ideal use: your threesome broke up
Ideal use: it’s a no-pants relationship
Ideal use: you are into cosplay, but only once a year
Ideal use: when you’re all paid up on rent for your Valentine’s love
Ideal use: at least one article of clothing has your Valentine’s face airbrushed onto it
Ideal use: for when your last relationship fell apart right after you achieved everything you ever wanted
Ideal use: for when you can’t tell your Valentine apart from their doppelganger sibling
Ideal use: you switch from being a couple to broken up roughly once a week
Ideal use: you still can’t seal the deal and get the big one
Ideal use: you put older couples to shame
Ideal use: your secret move is the Mountain Dew spit claw
Again, those are all amazing, and Lindsey is wonderfully talented. Hopefully we’ll get more fantastic wrestling Valentine’s Day cards next year!
