Perennial favorite Goldust announced via Twitter that he will be sidelined due to surgery for the next few months:
Update. Will have shoulder surgery. I am not done with the @WWEUniverse yet. See ya in 2-4 months. Remember, i will #Persevere. Thank you!!!
— GOLDUST (@Goldust) May 6, 2015
We imagine that this will give him plenty of time to patiently explain to Stardust that light years are a measure of distance and not time. Well, hopefully WWE lets him have a nice, relaxing recovery at home, and he doesn’t get forced back into that weird tag team rubber room it took him and Cody months to escape from. Hey, maybe he can even moonlight as a priest again.
We all wish Goldust a successful surgery and a speedy recovery.
