In The Lobster — from Greek director Yorgos Lanthimos, he of the bizarre cult classic, Dogtooth — Colin Farrell’s David has been sent to a sleepy seaside hotel where single guests have 40 days to find love, or else be turned into an animal. On his first day, David tells the proprietor that if forced to roam the planet as unloved, sub-verbal fauna, he’d like to do it as a lobster. “I love the water and the ocean,” he says. “I’ve always been a good swimmer.”
“That’s good,” says the severe woman. “Most people are so uncreative, they just pick dog. That’s why there are so many dogs in the world.”
The exchange is a microcosm of the rest of the film — clever, surreal, with a melancholic sense of the fantastic, and often loud-out-loud funny, if in a dry, deadpan way. It may also have the best IMDb page in the world, with characters that include “Donkey Shooter,” “Nosebleed Woman,” “Campari Man,” and “Bob the Dog,” among others.
Lanthimos certainly has a flair for the comedically absurd — visually, verbally, and conceptually. Farrell’s David is practically a human sight gag, with his caterpillar mustache, fat little belly, and constant expression of neurotic overwhelmededness. His paunch functions much like Joaquin Phoenix’s high pants in Her, always good for a grounded punchline, even when the rest of the narrative threatens to float away into conceptual never-never land. And as always, Colin Farrell can say more with his eyebrows than most actors can with a bullhorn and a sign language interpreter.
The Lobster has some intriguing things to say about the nature of relationships, but mostly just interesting ways to say them. In addition to his fellow hotel guests — John C. Reilly plays a bashful man with a lisp, Ben Whishaw an intense guy with a limp — there’s also a band of militant loners running feral outside the hotel grounds. Ruled with an iron fist by Blue Is The Warmest Color‘s Lea Seydoux (some cast, right?), the loners live off the grid, hunted by the authorities, but free from the 40-day rule as long as they can keep from getting caught. Brutal corporal punishment deters coupling among fellow Loners, or even canoodling. They can listen to music, but only electronic music, so that “all dancing is solipsistic, not social.”
Like a lot of The Lobster, it’s a clever (or certainly cute) touch conceptually, and an even better visual: Picture 30 feral humans dancing to electro in a forest. But sometimes I wondered if The Lobster had more insight into electronic music than into the nature of love, its ostensible subject. A movie this high concept can either be plot-driven or allegorical, and The Lobster frequently fell somewhere in between. It has clever twists and turns, but the central theme feels muddled and fuzzy.
The Limping Man has a crush on Nosebleed Woman, which sees him going to extraordinary lengths to prove that he too gets nosebleeds. Colin Farrell’s character’s eventual crush object, played by Rachel Weisz, is nearsighted, just like him. There’s an entire subplot dedicated to the superficiality of how we choose our mates: We both love scrapbooking, how ’bout that!
It’s a wonderful insight into the superficial similarities we sometimes use as a foot in the door with potential lovers, but… then what? Surely there’s more. Lanthimos doesn’t seem to know, and so The Lobster just offers more bonding over superficialities. And so the metaphor starts to fail, and what started as cute and quirky becomes repetitive. Without another layer of complexity, it becomes as superficial an observation on relationships as mutual nosebleeds are a basis for one.