
Cthulu, undead G.I.s and more prevade this week’s comics. Here’s a look at the books of interest on the stands from DC, Marvel, Image, Dark Horse, IDW Publishing, Boom!, Valiant, and Archie Publications.
Star-Spangled War Stories: G.I. Zombie #1

DC Comics
Well, really more “FBI Zombie”, we suppose, but Palmiotti and Gray’s hard-bitten story of an undead G-man is an interesting riff on the crime comic. Promising, and worth a look if you want something grittier out of DC.
Storm #1

Marvel
Storm gets a… vaguely muddled first issue, to be honest. The idea seems to be that Storm isn’t true to herself unless she’s breaking the mold, which is certainly true to a degree and often pretty funny in the hands of Greg Pak. But it’s a bit messier when Storm has an argument with a sulky teenager and it somehow makes her feel like she’s not rebelling enough, maaaaaaan. It’s not really clear why Storm doesn’t just write off the kid as a sulky twit and move on. Still, it’s got promise, and it’s a solid start to the book, so it’s worth picking up.
Supreme: Blue Rose #1

Image Comics
Expecting Image’s “Superman but with a triangle on his chest” to be the main thrust of this story? Warren Ellis has some surprises in store, then. This is mostly about Diana Dane, investigative journalist, and honestly, it goes between bizarre for its own sake and a massive exposition dump to set up the series. Tula Lotay’s art is undeniably gorgeous, though, although the sooner the fad for “blue-shift” coloring or whatever the hell you want to call it dies, the better. I’m a little sick of books being colored as if I need to read them with a pair of old-fashioned 3D glasses. Not Ellis’ best book this month, or, hell, even his best book this week, but still worth a read and definitely an unexpected direction for Supreme.
The Goon: Occasion of Revenge #1

Dark Horse
Eric Powell’s zombie-punching gangster is back, and boy, has he ever been missed. Granted, this is Powell in full-on ’40s noir/EC Horror mode, so it’s fairly light on the goofy comedy and pretty long on the darkness. Still, Powell’s art is gorgeous and his writing is vivid as always, and the result is a standout book. Highly recommended.
Groo Vs. Conan #1

Dark Horse
Sergio Aragones’ incompetent barbarian meets Robert E. Howard’s most enduring creation, and the results are…mixed, to be honest. Much of the book is actually a delusional Aragones thinking he’s Conan, and, well, it’s a lot like a cheesy Mad strip, to be honest, and not the greatest idea, something the book itself points out early on. The book doesn’t even get to the promised fight in the first issue. But if you’re a fan of Groo, it might be worth throwing a few bucks Aragones’ way to see what happens.
Ragnarok #1

IDW Publishing
Walt Simonson returns to Norse mythology, this time following a dark elf as she goes to find and kill a dead god. Simonson hasn’t lost a beat since his classic Thor run, and this book is a welcome return to high fantasy for him. Definitely recommended, especially if you’re a fan of Simonson’s work.
Transformers Vs. G.I. Joe #1

IDW Publishing
Tom Scoli and John Barber perfectly distill these two franchises down into the ’80s cheesfest crossover we never really got, with Scoli’s eye for vintage cheap comics and Jack Kirby-esque design standing out in particular. Funny as hell, and a clever little bit of tribute. Highly recommended.
Steed And Mrs. Peel: We’re Needed #1

Boom! Studios
An old friend of Steed is a traitor… or is he? Needless to say, this being an Avengers book, there’s more to the story. Ian Edginton and Marco Cosentino deliver a book that feels like the original series, with a dash of The Prisoner. Definitely worth a read.
Armor Hunters: Bloodshot #1

Valiant
Joe Harris and Trevor Hairsine remind us of the First Rule Of The Valiant Universe: Don’t F*** With Bloodshot. Something one of the Armor Hunters is about to learn via a stick with a bunch of nails in it. Pretty much wall-to-wall action, albeit Harris’ dialogue for Bloodshot feels a bit off. Still, highly entertaining and definitely worth a read.
Johnny Bravo

IDW Publishing
Vain, dumb, macho Johnny Bravo goes up against a robot, who promptly discovers the logical hell of a person possessed of a perfect ego and nothing whatsoever to actually back it up with. The book’s pretty cleverly written, staying true to the theme of the show while tying in with IDW’s Cartoon Network crossover, and thus is worth it for fans and all age audiences.
Monster Motors

IDW Publishing
Brian Lynch and Nick Roche mash up classic monsters and classic cars in a gleefully goofy little book that never met a bad pun it didn’t like. It’s the good kind of all-ages book, the one a grown adult can read and get a chuckle over. Definitely worth picking up, especially if you’ve got a kid in tow.
Am I the only one that takes issue with the fact that comic book artists cannot illustrate a gun realistically to save their lives?
No, but in their defense, they’re not exactly going for realism most of the time.
Groo Vs Conan #1
Batman #33
Batman Eternal #16
Revival #22
Saga #21
Supreme Blue Rose #1
Trees #3
no Avatar Press books this week?! ::hyperventilates::
Don’t worry. Apparently you got next week with another George RR Martin story getting adapted. Plus Caliban, Crossed, and God Is Dead.
Caliban is ridiculously good so far. probably one of my favorite Ennis stories of all time, hopefully he ends it well.
Amazing Spider-Man #4
Archer & Armstrong #22
Red Lanterns #33
Superman #33
Transformers: Windblade #4
Futures End #12
Transformers vs GI Joe #1
100th Anniversary Avengers
Armor Hunters Bloodshot #1
Afterlife With Archie #6
Wonder Woman #33
Unity #9
PREVIEWS!
And, I am dropping Red Lanterns after September. Can’t stand another Green Lantern line-wide crossover. Heck, I am still debating about picking up Axis (Reminder doing a Marvel Event book vs Marvel’s Event book shipping strategy).
Yeah, event books are tough. I personally just wish they’d stop doing them with Lanterns so often. How long has it been since Lights Out, anyway?
October 2013. Finally read it when it went on sale via Comixology. Will do the same with the upcoming crossover because, hey, New Gods are going to be in it. Gotta be a decent read
Man, it feels like it finished like, last week.
So with Zero Year finally ending, do you think we might get a break from the super-mega-epic-every-one-in-the-Batfamily-(except Batwoman because fuck her, right DC?)-will-be-in-this-crossover-and-things-will-NEVER-BE-THE-SAME stuff? I just want a Snyder-written tidy little Batman arc or two.
Man, I really hope so. Zero Year took what felt like forever.