At Thursday evening’s Fox News GOP debate, many serious issues of policy arose for a thorough hashing out. This is not where we will discuss those important subjects, but let’s address a truly pressing matter.
What the hell was going on with Ted Cruz‘s mouth?
He was dropping his usual rhetoric and posing like the voice of reason while Donald Trump told the world about his penis size and went toe-to-toe with Megyn Kelly. Cruz aimed to pick up some points with voters by staying relatively calm, but there was one major issue — his mouth.
Even as Cruz tried to sound “moderate” without angering anyone, his actual mouth betrayed him. There was something flopping around that possibly looked like a tooth. Rubio recently suffered a crumbly chomper, so it’s certainly possible that Cruz could suffer the same indignity. Or … was Cruz swallowing a booger? Did he lie so hard that his tooth really fell out?
Check out the evidence.
Gives you the heebie jeebies, doesn’t it? Embrace the pain, for a closer look is certainly warranted to figure out the answer.
Twitter has theories about this horror, which may or may not have anything to do with Ted Cruz’s rumored Zodiac Killer identity.
https://twitter.com/ArtistAshleyC/status/705585834968350721
@tedcruz has lied thorough his teeth so much one of them fell out and was on his lip. How embarrassing! #AlwaysTrump #FOXDebate
— LogicallyKnot (@logicallyknot) March 4, 2016
Go brush your teeth, @tedcruz. Please, I just saw something literally fly out of your mouth. I can't look at that for 4-8 years. #yuckmouth
— Nummymuffin (@Nummymuffin) March 4, 2016
@AnthonyCumia @tedcruz is losing his teeth and swallowing them.
— Matt Quigley (@MattMP1) March 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/katwoolf/status/705580584337170432
Did Ted Cruz just talk his teeth off
— sarah 🐈⬛ (@3x1minus1) March 4, 2016
Booger, tooth, piece of corn, or something else?