So, if you haven’t seen it by now, Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker went head to head in a final battle for dick-punching supremacy at WWE Hell in a Cell 2015. It was a brutal, bloody affair that is basically everything you could want out of a modern-era WWE cage fight, ie: the era where you’re super duper not supposed to bleed your own blood. The whole thing was so bloody that Vince McMahon reportedly lost his sh*t over it.
Lesnar got his big meaty head rammed into the steel ring post, leaving a huge gash in his forehead. It’s gross, but the aftermath was grosser still:
Just your typical night for @WWE #TeamMedical I hope @HeymanHustle approves of our work on his client #HITC pic.twitter.com/aWTVGEynQF
— Larry Heck (@WWE_HeckATC) October 26, 2015
https://twitter.com/JoeyStyles/status/658508295389487104
A WWE doctor was sent out during the match to tend to both men, which was about as successful as you think it would be when you’re trying to interrupt a cagey veteran and a human meatwad hell (in a cell)-bent on making each other bleed as much as possible. WWE has a full gallery of medical personnel tending to Lesnar after the match here. There’s no similar gallery for Undie, but it’s probably because they know people only care about pictures of him looking old in airports.
This seems mega gross to us mere mortals, but, I mean, it’s Brock Lesnar. I feel like since Brock is basically a Final Fantasy summon-type behemoth who is used to getting hit all over his body for real, he probably wasn’t too fussed about it. Nine staples? Pft. That’s baby stuff. Baby stuff for babies.
