Brock Lesnar recently swung by ESPN for the day, a fact you’re no doubt well-aware of due to the juicy collection of button-pushing quotes he dropped. But, hey, you can’t spend all day saying Vince McMahon is a better promoter than Dana White and calling Ronda Rousey a man, so what does a Brock Lesnar do until his wife comes to drive him back to his off-the-grid compound? Well, apparently, you put on an ill-fitting red shirt and become part of the security team.
Yup, ESPN stuffed the nearly 300-pound Lesnar in their security booth and had him surprise their incoming employees, including NFL Hall of Famer Cris Carter. Surprisingly, Brock is actually pretty believable in the job. He even made sure to check some trunks to make sure no contraband was making its way into the ESPN offices. That’s the funny thing about Brock – sure, he’s a terrifying albino gorilla who could tear you limb from limb, but he’s also a regular dude you could imagine working a construction site or showing up to re-do your bathroom.
Okay, now that I’ve said that, I desperately want a Brock Lesnar home renovation show on the WWE Network. The guy does have a knack for it.