Howard Stern Wack Packer Beetlejuice Challenged CM Punk To An MMA Fight

Just when you thought absolutely everyone had weighed in on CM Punk’s pro fighting debut at UFC 203, TMZ Sports went ahead and proved you the most wrong. The news outlet caught up with legendary Howard Stern Show radio personality Beetlejuice to get his take on how the former WWE World Heavyweight Champion fared when it comes to punching for real. It quickly turned into the diminutive co-host calling Punk out: “He can’t fight me, I’ll beat his ass quick! I’ll uppercut his ass!” When asked if he likes Punk as a person, but not a fighter, Beetlejuice simply responds “He ain’t sh*t.”

Beetlejuice’s tough talk didn’t end there. After saying he’d “cut that n***** in half” referring to current UFC Featherweight Champion Conor McGregor, Brock Lesnar then joined Beet’s “He ain’t sh*t” club. “He’s a fat f*ck! Anybody could knock his ass out.”

It’s easy to mouth off to a camera guy who probably hates his life, but let’s take a moment to remind you of Beetlejuice’s actual pro wrestling experience with this classic video clip from WCW Nitro:

Gonna go ahead and say that if you can’t stand up to Slapnuts, you probably can’t throw hands at Brock. Punk … eh, maybe. But not Lesnar.