This DDP Yoga Black Friday Commercial Is Your Monday Morning Acid Trip

DDP is my close, personal friend from that one time Nancy Grace tried to make us say The Ultimate Warrior steroided himself to death. So, it pains me to say that I have no clue what the f*ck is going on in the commercial for DDP Yoga’s Black Friday sale.

We start off with a zebra (?) breaking into the Yoga studio and having a hip-hop dance party with other animals because that’s where they go to have their jam sessions. Then DDP interrupts and challenges him to a… something. I’m 100 percent convinced they just couldn’t find reindeer masks.

Anyway, next is DDP in a Santa costume. The video looks like those infomercials Reno 911! used to do where the cops are so blatantly looking at the teleprompter that it’s unintentionally funny. And what’s a yoga video without Stevie Richards revisiting his RTC gimmick?

I don’t know what’s going on, but I’m pretty sure I popped a molly. This may or may not be the Donnie Darko sequel. It’s just a shame that DDP is doing Adam Rose better than Adam Rose. What is the world coming to? I actually pass by DDP Yoga all the time and this did a great job of getting me to go. I’ll report back. Now where do I get a gorilla mask so I can do the worm?