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Behold The Epic Porn ‘Stache Of 16-Year-Old Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has never been afraid to look ridiculous. You’ve seen him achieve maximum 1990s in a turtleneck and chain (with a fannypack) and rock out in Christmas sweater pajamas, but he may have finally revealed his greatest-ever look… the 16-year-old Rock with PORN ‘STACHE.

Here’s a look at the story that goes with it, thanks to Instagram:

#TBT By the time I was 16 yrs old, I had already enrolled in four high schools across the country due to being evicted and lil’ trouble with the law.. McKinley HS (Honolulu, HI), Glenn Cliff HS (Nashville, TN), McGavock HS (Nashville, TN), Freedom HS (Bethlehem, PA). I was also 6’4 225lbs, rockin’ a dead caterpillar on my lip (aka the porn ‘stache) and all the kids in every high school thought I was an undercover cop cause I looked like a mutated, yet handsome SOB of a man child. Plus in Nashville I was already hangin’ out in honey tonk dive bars on Music Row and hustlin’ cars from crackheads. Yup, one of the many reasons why I’m a grateful man for the life I have today and also grateful I straight up kicked puberty’s ass early in life. #GodBlessSamoanAndBlackGenetics #AndGodBlessOurTeenageYears #AndWTFWasIThinkingWithThisMustache

Yes, God bless all of this.

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