Here’s 35 Seconds Of Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts And Diamond Dallas Page Dropping F-Bombs

The Resurrection of Jake the Snake is emotional enough to make a guy like Stone Cold Steve Austin cry “four, five, six times.” It’s also got enough F-bombs in it to fill a 35-second f-word montage featuring Jake, Scott Hall and Diamond Dallas Page. This is that, courtesy of DDP himself.

My favorite part of watching the clip — I think I’ve watched it three times, just to make sure I didn’t miss anything — is that the f-word is so versatile. If you haven’t seen the film, you can basically piece together the entire plot and emotional arc of the film by listening to how they say it, and paying attention to where it’s being delivered. It’s a fascinating way to watch a film, honestly. F*ck! F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck!

Once you’re done sifting through the f*cks, be sure to actually find a screening of the film and watch it. There’s so much going on between the f*cks. I know that sounds like a great review of an ambitious porn, but I’m serious. It’s life-changing stuff. Check it out, then keep a mental note of this video’s audio to play in your head when you watch Page wrestle Johnny B. Badd in 1995.