John Cena’s Got A Surprise Cameo In A New Movie, So Try And Act Shocked When You See It

Okay, so spoilers suck. Like, a lot. If you don’t like spoilers, stop reading. Seriously. Don’t read this post like we won’t read your comments complaining that our clearly marked spoilers ruined something for you.

That said: Hey, folks who still stuck around. Sup? Remember that time Will Ferrell hit a cheerleader in the face with a basketball, and it turned out to actually be the reigning TNA Knockouts Champion Taryn Terrell? Thankfully they were just filming a movie, and Will Ferrell isn’t just incredibly passionate about getting the intergender wrestling party started in the mainstream.

The aforementioned scene was filmed as part of Ferrell’s upcoming holiday film Daddy’s Home, wherein the mild-mannered Ferrell tries to be cooler than his stepson’s “real” father, motorcycle-riding badass Mark Wahlberg. I dunno, that seems pretty easy. Can’t he just show the kid a copy of The Happening?

The twist in this Christmas day release, according to PWInsider (so please direct your spoiler vitriol if you’re somehow still mad), is that Marky Mark’s funky bunch of DNA isn’t a factor in all of this, and this kid’s real father is, you guessed it:

Now that’s taking your meme game to a whole new level.