If you know the magic of Keith Apicary, no explanation is needed. If you want to break kayfabe and know what he’s all about, you can do that here. All you really need to know is that WWE’s doing a new season of Tough Enough, and Keith is the only person you should care about.
WWE’s accepting audition tapes now, and if there’s a better one than Keith’s, I’d like to see it. His features testimonials from everyone from Rikishi and Dolph Ziggler to Martin Starr, Macaulay Culkin, and Garfunkel and Oates. Also, his mother. Seriously, watch this and tell me you don’t want to see this dude wrestle Roman Reigns. You so do.
Let him on the show, WWE. Maybe you’ll end up with the domestic version of Grado.