As promised, Ric Flair showed up to Game 4 of the NBA playoffs. While the Golden State Warriors walked away with a 103-82 victory over the Cleveland Cavaliers, it wasn’t for lack of trying on Flair’s part. At least he sure did his darndest to get that crowd hyped. But really, how could you not be when Ric Flair is doing this?
Or brought these friends?
— NBA (@NBA) June 12, 2015
Okay yeah, maybe don’t answer that last one.
Hopefully his efforts won’t lead to footage on the morning news of Cavs fans burning boa-trimmed robes in the parking lot. Also, listen. NBA. I don’t understand you, and you don’t like me (but probably would if you got to know me), but we need to clear some stuff up. Is…is that dog wearing underwear? Is it a diaper? Is he an old dog? Is…is he okay? If it’s underwear, did he steal them from LeBron? Why have my efforts to get involved with the NBA playoffs almost immediately resulted in seeing LeBron’s…Lebron? Why is LeBron bleeding and not Ric Flair?
I write about professional wrestling, guys. This game has no right to be weirder.