There’s an online petition circulating that hopes to stop the horrible, cheating ways of that dastardly soggy bottom boy Roman Reigns, because of course there is.
Reddit user Taco12Pac has gone to extensive lengths to prove that use of Reigns’ signature body armor is, in fact, completely illegal in pro wrestling, and he wants it gone ASAP:
Require Roman Reigns to remove his ILLEGAL vest during the course of WWE competition
Roman Reigns has been systematically breaking the rules of Admiral-Lord Mountevans Unified Rules of Professional Wrestling through the use of illegal body armor to protect himself during the course of matches with legitimately dressed competitors, and has been doing so throughout his career.
We require swift action that prohibits the use of this body armor in all future WWE contests by Mr. Reigns and anyone else.
Mr. 12Pac even worked it into an easily-digestable gif of damning proof:
Now, sure, this is all in good fun (we’re pretty sure, at least), and yes, it’s from a subreddit where people are totally completely rational at all times…
… but you have to admit they’ve got a point. Stop the madness, Vince McMahon! Let Reigns get punched in his soft belly like everyone else!
