To put it another way, a normal person has a 50/50 chance of surviving a car accident at best. Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner isn’t a normal man, and has a 141 2/3 percent chance of surviving.
That’s what happened over the weekend, as Steiner was on his way to a Big Time Wrestling show in Danbury, Connecticut. According to a series of tweets, Steiner struck two deer at around 3 a.m. early Saturday and totaled his car. The good news: He survived unscathed, so much so that he wrestled later in the day, and got a ride to his hotel from local police.
Here’s the damage:
It kills the illusion of him driving from town to town in a bulldozer with his brother Rick riding in the bucket, but maybe that’s for the best. I’m guessing the deer had it bad enough without running into heavy machinery with a Steiner Brother bayonet.
We obviously don’t have footage of the incident, but feel free to watch this old clip of the nWo running the Steiner Brothers off the road and pretend that Scott Hall and Kevin Nash are just really big, sarcastic deer. It’s not as much of a stretch as you’re imagining.