– I was on Aubrey Sitterson’s Straight Shoot after Raw this past Monday. If you want to hear me SHOOT STRAIGHT on Dolph Ziggler and maybe also hear my head explode a bit, check it out!
– King of Trios is so, so, so soon. If you haven’t considered coming to the three-day event, Juan Francisco de Coronado is going to wrestle Rockstar Spud, and I am going to sit in my seat with stars in my eyes and baby birds with hearts in their beaks flying around my head. You really need to see that.
– Like, share, comment, tweet, and tumbl this report. Impact still has a lot of crummy things to it, but there are also some really wonderful things in there. Make sure your friends don’t miss those.
This week on Impact: Clowns are gross, kissing ladies without their permission is grosser. Also, a tables match!