For the one guy whose fetish this is, you’re welcome.
– Hey kids, use that excess fun-sized candy bar energy to share the HELL out of this week’s spooky Smackdown report. Here’s the buttons!
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Worst: Pack in Your Boners, Sexy Halloween Times are Over
Sorry folks, Halloween sexiness is dead. WWE killed it. Somebody will be around to collect your sexy Spongebob and Naked Mideon costumes shortly, and if you’re one of those types that feel Halloween has been over-sexualized, well, congratulations you obstinate dweeb.