The Best And Worst Of Smackdown 7/9/15: Rubber Baby Bulgarian Booties

Why, who’s this sexy new fashion plate, and what did he do with the Big Show?

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Worst: Gettin’ Metaphorical

Smackdown kicked off with Seth Rollins attempting to do some spin on his less than heroic performance on Raw. See, Brock Lesnar was actually a coward because he beat up a defenseless automobile instead of getting in the ring with Seth. Brock destroyed that Caddy because he was frustrated. I dunno about that. I’m pretty sure Brock destroys cars with axes to pass a few minutes when Sable tells him dinner will be late.