The Rock Gave Thanks For His Record-Breaking Appearance At WrestleMania 32

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson made his now yearly return to WWE this past weekend at WrestleMania 32. He showed up to pace around, get all sweaty, and then break a few records. No, not the record for who could get the most winded by walking down a ramp. Bigger, more important ones:

I worked hard, we had fun and I got a lil’ lucky at #WrestleMania. An honor to have broken TWO ALL TIME RECORDS.

NEW ALL TIME #WrestleMania ATTENDANCE RECORD of 101, 763 strong.

NEW ALL TIME QUICKEST WIN IN THE HISTORY OF #WrestleMania. Beating my opponent in 6 seconds.

Thank you to ALL the WWE employees (so many of you I’ve never had the pleasure of meeting) who worked their butts off to make this night a huge success. Congratulations and what a win.

Thank you to my in ring “dancin’ partners” who came to the dance with one goal – to “own the night”. Big bad talented dudes. Wyatts.

The Rock’s impromptu match beat out Kane vs. Chavo Guerrero as the shortest match in WrestleMania history. The Rock’s appearance also brought back John Cena, who’s been busy recovering from surgery and learning exciting new uses for avocados or whatever on TODAY, to help him neuter the Wyatt Family. Well, you know…more so.