Here at With Spandex (and UPROXX by extension), it’s our job to employ hyperbole and tout things as “the best [whatever it is] ever.” It happens enough that, realistically, it’s a top 10 that thing at best. I am not doing that here.
YouTubers The Smark Roomates gifted this clip to us for WrestleMania, and I’m the saddest girl in the world for not seeing it sooner. I mean, if you think I haven’t been sitting here all day, bobbing my head and quietly saying RO-MAN REY-YAINS to myself as I write, you are the most wrong. I dare you to not do the same thing next Monday night when the guy with the wettest hair comes down the aisle during Raw.
