Here Are The Results From WWE SummerSlam 2017

Here are your quick and dirty, editorial-free WWE SummerSlam 2017 results. The show was headlined by Shinsuke Nakamura challenging for the WWE Championship, a fatal-fourway for Brock Lesnar’s Universal Championship, and 11 more matches. No, really!

Be back here tomorrow for the full Best and Worst of WWE SummerSlam 2017 column.

WWE SummerSlam 2017

1. Kickoff Match: The Miz, Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas defeated Jason Jordan and the Hardy Boys. Miz pinned Jason Jordan after a Skull-crushing Finale.

2. Cruiserweight Championship Kickoff Match: Neville defeated Akira Tozawa (c). Tozawa missed a top rope senton, and Neville was able to connect with Red Arrow to win the match and regain the Cruiserweight Championship.

3. Smackdown Tag Team Championship Kickoff Match: The Usos defeated The New Day (c). The Usos won the match by pinning Big E with a double splash and became the new Smackdown Tag Team Champions.

4. John Cena defeated Baron Corbin. Cena pinned Corbin after an Attitude Adjustment.

5. Smackdown Women’s Championship Match: Natalya defeated Naomi (c). Natalya won the Smackdown Women’s Championship by submission with a Sharpshooter. No Money in the Bank cash-in attempt from Carmella.

6. Big Cass defeated The Big Show. Enzo Amore was suspended above the ring in a shark cage. Enzo took off his clothes, oiled himself up and escaped through the bars of the cage. Big Cass kicked him in the face. Cass pinned Show after an Empire Elbow.

7. Randy Orton defeated Rusev. Rusev attacked Orton before the match. As soon as the bell rang, Orton hit an RKO and won.

8. Raw Women’s Championship Match: Sasha Banks defeated Alexa Bliss (c). Banks made Bliss tap out to the Banks Statement, once again winning the Raw Women’s Championship.

9. Finn Bálor defeated Bray Wyatt. The Demon pinned Wyatt after a Coup de Grace.

10. Raw Tag Team Championship Match: Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose defeated Sheamus and Cesaro (c). Rollins hit Sheamus with a ripcord knee strike, and Ambrose followed up with Dirty Deeds to win the match and the Raw Tag Team Championship.

11. United States Championship Match with Shane McMahon as Special Guest Referee: AJ Styles (c) defeated Kevin Owens. Shane McMahon got involved throughout the match and kept getting hit or knocked out. Styles had Owens submitting to the Calf Crusher, but Shane was knocked out at ringside. Owens had Styles beat with a pop-up powerbomb, but Shane noticed Styles’ foot on the rope at the last second. Styles hit a Phenomenal Forearm followed by a Styles Clash to finally win the match.

12. WWE Championship Match: Jinder Mahal (c) defeated Shinsuke Nakamura. The Singh Brothers interefered, allowing Mahal to hit the Khallas on Nakamura and retain the championship.

13. Fatal Four-way for the Universal Championship: Brock Lesnar (c) defeated Roman Reigns, Braun Strowman and Samoa Joe. Brock Lesnar was taken away on a stretcher after Braun Strowman powerslammed him through an announce table, powerslammed him through a SECOND announce table, then flipped the third announce table on top of him. Lesnar eventually reemerged to take out all three of his opponents. After a long fight, Lesnar countered a Roman Reigns spear into an F-5 to retain the Universal Championship.