Did you know WWE is still putting out books? Like, actual print-and-paper books, just like grandpappy used to read! Well, their latest offering will be the destined-to-be-a-classic The Book Of Booty: Shake It. Love It. Never Be It. As you can imagine from the title, this is a self-help book of sorts from the new longest-reigning tag team champs in history, The New Day. Will it be as good as Big Apple Takedown? Almost certainly not.
Yes, the book is written entirely by the members of the New Day, and on the book’s Amazon page, they’re even all listed by their government names under the author section. Now that’s legit, BAY-BEEEE! Here is the full description for the book in question:
“Multi-time W . . . W . . . E! (WWE) TAG! TEAM! CHAMPIONS! The New Day want you to feel the power!! And now you can with The Book of Booty: Shake It. Love It. Never Be It. From the purveyors of positivity themselves, each chapter of this handy guide will help you embrace the New Day way of life. Even if you’re feeling booty—and who (who?! who?! who?! who?! who?!) has never felt booty? —you’ll be clapping, gyrating, and radiating positivity like the New Day themselves.
Fans will learn:
* The New Day’s official definition of “booty,” and the telltale signs that you or a loved one might be booty
* The proper attire and headwear for the new you
* How to twerk like a man
* What your spirit animal says about you
* How to project positivity
By the time you finish this book, you’ll be a rainbow-gazing, trombone-playing, unicorn-loving soldier of positivity, ready to take on nefarious WWE tag teams with a smile on your face. Pro tip: Eat your Booty O’s every morning for added strength!”
At long last, an official definition of “booty!” No longer will you have to resort to the nefarious Urban Dictionary to explain WWE programming to your parents! The book will be released on April 25, and you can pre-order hardcover or Kindle versions of it right now at Amazon.