For those of you not keeping abreast of all the hottest Zack Ryder and Adam Rose news, the two lower-card luminaries have been waging a seemingly endless war of words on Twitter. It’s been pretty mature stuff that’s really reflected well on both guys. Or, uh, not.
Ryder’s chief point against Rose is that he’s old and out of shape…
.@WWEAdamRose’s back used to be visible from the front…now it’s barely visible from the back! #SaveAdamsPhysique pic.twitter.com/xsWPWuYbEC
— Matt Cardona (@TheMattCardona) March 5, 2015
I hope I never look like @WWEAdamRose when I’m older pic.twitter.com/zFw1yiQoGu
— Matt Cardona (@TheMattCardona) March 15, 2015
Meanwhile, Rose also thinks Ryder is old and out of shape…
.@ZackRyder looking super smooth! Is that a double chin I see! #ZackIsWhack pic.twitter.com/w3eNNngfpb
— Aldo Rose (@Aegis_Rose) March 7, 2015
.@ZackRyder in 2 years time! Woo woo woo! #SaveRydersHair #Raw pic.twitter.com/LhxZG9zLA8
— Aldo Rose (@Aegis_Rose) March 17, 2015
Recently, this out of shape, old man gripefest has taken a turn for the weird, as Ryder and Rose have been trying to drag William Shatner and Dennis Haskins, also known as motherflippin’ Mr. Belding, into their pool of sadness.
Shatner is on Adam Rose’s side because Rose thinks he’s his dad for some reason…
I still think @WilliamShatner is my dad! Miss you dad! #WWE
— Aldo Rose (@Aegis_Rose) March 14, 2015
And Mr. Belding is on Zack’s side because there was a guy named Zack on his previous TV show.
“@TheRealTimWWE: @WrestlingNewsTV I'd rather c @mrbelding vs @WilliamShatner in a match than @WWEAdamRose & @ZackRyder” Zack's my boy, Roy!
— Dennis Haskins (@mrbelding) March 17, 2015
WWE has acknowledged the whole twisted affair…
Even @WilliamShatner can't mediate @WWEAdamRose and @ZackRyder's @Twitter war: http://t.co/LqnhDl5adk pic.twitter.com/EsT76Mz72Z
— WWE (@WWE) March 16, 2015
… so, could we possibly be setting up for a Rose and Shatner vs. Ryder and Belding donnybrook? Let’s all hope WrestleMania is saved by the bell.
via Inquisitr
