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Between the arrest of former University of Nebraska womens basketball player Charlie Rogers and the sexual misconduct accusations at the Paralympics, I think we could all use some happy news right now. Plus, I have my first fantasy football draft tonight so my attention is beginning its descent into Don’t Give A Crapsville’s private airport. Fortunately, in my morning web browsing, I came across the perfect site for all of us.
“F*ck Yeah Celebs Holding Koalas” doesn’t need much of a background, as it’s basically a Tumblr site dedicated to famous people holding my favorite animal (aside from my dog, natch) – the koala bear. Mostly, the site features members of bands that teenage girls love, but I checked and Simple Plan unfortunately never recorded a rad pop punk song about hanging with a koala before missing you, girl.
In between Family Force 5 and the dude from Tokio Hotel who has probably confused a ton of teenage boys, though, are some of our favorite pro wrestlers, a tennis star, and women we enjoy looking at. But mostly, koalas.
“Hey Brooklyn Decker, my attractive Sports Illustrated swimsuit model wife, we should get our own koala bear. What do you think?”
“I’ll tell you what, Andy. You win a major and then you can have a koala bear of your own.”
“It’s just us now, koala bear.”
I feel like Tom Brady’s wife was less visiting the animals and more picking out dinner.
The koala wins by submission.
Possibly my favorite picture that has ever appeared on this site.
The greatest Jewish professional wrestler of all-time.
“Hey koala, did I ever tell you how I’m the greatest Jewish wrestler of all-time?”
This is like Koko B. Ware 2.0.
Suddenly I feel like koalas are overrated.
I hope they make Kane wear his mask everywhere, too.
This may be my second favorite picture that we’ve ever posted.
Regal gets no respect.
And yes, this is the real reason that I put this thing together.
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Who’s that dude leering around the eucalyptus in the banner image, Burnsy?
That’s Creeping A-Rod. I haven’t used him in a while.
Okay, I see the A-Rodiness now. I saw the sorta tracksuit and was trying to place the face on a coach body.
awesome, fun images, koalas are totally neat!
“I’ll tell you what, Andy. You win a major and then you can have a koala bear of your own.”
Ooooh Andy, you’ve been burned.
/seriously, fuck Roddick (methaphorically) and his wife (in my fantasies)
So they have a koala?
/2003 US Open Champion
//tennis nerd
Koala bears are grumpy little shits who use their inherent cuteness to lull you into a false sense of security so they can reach down and lift your wallet.
I couldn’t have lost that wallet. This was the only likely scenario.
is it just me…. or do the Koala’s eyes in the picture with Randy Orton look… viper-ish????
Also, Fuck you Rey Mysterio…. I saw you without a mask for two years in WCW…..
The Koala is not a bear. It is a marsupial.
I’m guessing Kendrick was high out of his mind.
I like that both Goldberg and his koala both have a pretty smug look on their faces.
‘Sup. I’m CM Punk. You guys know me. Let’s go talk to some animals.
‘Sup koala. How’s it hanging? See what I did there. Do you know Colt Cabana? You’re cute and all but I’m the Best in the World. Pipe bomb… later.
I would watch so many different versions of “Wrestler Hosts Animal Show”. Kendrick’s stoned wonder, Punk’s smug indifference, Regal’s educational focus.
Straight Edge means I’m better than eucalyptus
$100 says Randy Orton is holding that koala without any pants on.