A Mystery Rider Has Been Riding The Beijing Subway With A Watermelon On His Head

https://twitter.com/ohheygreat/status/558348718412275712

Things you can do with watermelons, ranked:

4) Eat them
3) Marinate them in vodka
2) Use them for drunken lawn bowling
1) Wear them on your head

This mystery rider on the Beijing subway has been cruising the metro lines for a few weeks now and everyone is freaking everyone out. Because, you know, it’s a watermelon…on someone’s head.

Here are just some of the creepy pics floating around on social media.

Good luck sleeping tonight.

[Shanghaist]