Muggings, Corpses, And Jail Time: A Year In Weird ‘Pokemon Go’ News

A Philadelphia Woman Was Hit In The Face By A Catfish Falling From The Sky

This 100-Year-Old Pet Tortoise Escaped And Traveled Six Miles In An Attempt To Find Love

From A Fugitive Octopus To A Pokemon Bra, Here’s Your Guide To This Week’s Weirdest

Not Returning A 2002 VHS Copy Of ‘Freddy Got Fingered’ Is Something You Can Apparently Be Arrested For

Here’s Why A UK Man Legally Changed His Name To ‘Bacon Double Cheeseburger’

This Trash Dispute That Ended With A Klingon Sword Is Why You Should Never Piss Off A Trekkie

A Fight Between Roommates Over Fried Chicken Resulted In A Man’s Death

A Man Was Just Arrested For The 30-Year-Old Murder Of A Girl After Confessing To His Local News Station

Mad Beef: Woman Struck By Flying Brisket.

This Woman Throwing Dog Poop At A Cop Ends As Well As You’d Expect

A Drunk Man Tried To Dig Up His Dead Father So He Could Argue With Him

This Guy Learned The Hard Way Why You Don’t Give Wet Willies To Random Children

This Clip Of Supposed Contraband Being Hoisted Into A New York Prison Had Fox News Viewers Freaking Out

A Man Named Bacon Allegedly Assaulted Someone For Eating All The Sausage

No, You’re Not Seeing Double, This Florida Cow Was Born With Two Faces

A Man Accidentally Shot His Mother-In-Law While Trying To Shoot An Armadillo

A Woman Allegedly Stabbed Her Boyfriend In The Groin Because He ‘Ate All Of The Salsa’