The Internet has been having fun with White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, who — for what it’s worth — seemed to take the impersonation of him by Melissa McCarthy in good stride even if Trump didn’t. And both Spicer and the Internet have kept themselves busy this past week, poking fun at Spicer’s interesting pronunciations, his giving out of his address and phone number to save eight bucks on his WHOIS registration, his leaving his Venmo account public, and his repeating of the lie that, if the other side has a bigger crowd for something, they must be paid to be there. A lie that’s usually followed by some dog whistle statement blaming Jews for it. But we’re not here to talk about Steve Bannon.
A new Twitter account, Sean Spicer Googling, has caught our attention and bills itself as “a Twitter feed synced up to Press Secretary Sean Spicer’s Google history.” That’s as fertile of ground for jokes as you think it is.
The account assumes he still has a feud going with Dippin’ Dots, The Ice Cream Of The Future™.
why does future hate normal ice cream
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) January 26, 2017
But he’s trying to let it go:
forgiveness dippin dots
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) January 26, 2017
And he may start taking cues from Melissa McCarthy and SNL on how to handle the press:
amazon supersoaker
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 5, 2017
And the twitter parody ponders if he realized The Onion is parody (and was insulting him).
is the onion real news or fake
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) January 29, 2017
He’s just trying to learn, you guys.
what rap group is w.e.b. du bois in
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 1, 2017
was frederick douglass's inauguration bigger than trump's?
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 2, 2017
how many career touchdowns did malcolm x have
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 2, 2017
frederick douglass saved puppies from a burning building in bowling green massacre true or false
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 3, 2017
when did andrew jackson leave the jackson 5
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 3, 2017
Some make us think he’s spent too much time around Steve Bannon and Steven Mnuchin:
how to accuse media of coverup while linking to media coverage
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 7, 2017
did george soros and the rothschilds gang up to make the mcrib go away?
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 6, 2017
examples how banning muslims stops white guys from shooting people
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 1, 2017
tips how to keep people thinking about muslims and ignore bannon
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) January 29, 2017
propaganda pics of super dangerous syrian refugee kids
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) January 29, 2017
examples of 5-year-olds who were a national security threat
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) January 31, 2017
did 6 million jews die in holocaust for real
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) January 30, 2017
people who died more than jews in the holocaust
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) January 30, 2017
why does budweiser hate america
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 6, 2017
can trump deport lady gaga too?
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 6, 2017
how to tell a bald-ass lie about coretta scott king without blinking
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 8, 2017
Some of the searches were purely for diplomatic and political purposes:
pics of jeff sessions that don't make him look like an angry elf
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 8, 2017
russian thank you cards#trump #putin
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) January 27, 2017
how to spell teresa maye
spell thereesa may
name of british prime minister lady#Trump #TheresaMay
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) January 27, 2017
craigslist diplomats for hire
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) January 27, 2017
staff firing announcement form fill in the blank
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) January 31, 2017
can trump fire the av club for butt pic?
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) January 31, 2017
pictures of trump with black people
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 1, 2017
pictures of trump with black people who are not ben carson
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 1, 2017
Some are just really bad questions:
what to do with my awesome harambe cheeto
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 8, 2017
And some are just really good questions:
is it illegal to put your resume out with a fake name
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 8, 2017
decent tailor in washington dc
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) January 30, 2017
trump and uncle rico ever seen in the same room together
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) January 28, 2017
how to remove head stuck in doggy door
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 4, 2017
is judge reinhold a real judge
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 1, 2017
is stockholm syndrome fatal
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) January 26, 2017
nearest 24 hour liquor store to the white house
— Sean Spicer Googling (@spicergoogling) February 9, 2017
(Via Sean Spicer Googling)