When Wonder Woman was released a few weeks ago, it was heralded as a triumph, a truly moving portrayal of a hero who has long been underrepresented onscreen. Directed with care by Patty Jenkins, Wonder Woman was everything that female geeks wanted to see: a determined warrior who called her own shots, fought with heart, and never lost her sense of compassion for mankind. It helped that the movie was a lot of fun to boot. While it certainly took a long time to get Diana, Princess of Themyscira, her own film, it was worth the wait.
And it definitely seems like waiting was the right choice. There have been rumblings about a Wonder Woman scripted penned by nerd god Joss Whedon for a decade, and it finally leaked online this week. Oh boy, it is surprisingly terrible.
For someone who made a career out of writing powerful women for television (Buffy Summers 4 Life), Whedon’s take on the Amazons is pretty damn sexist and focused more on the journey of Steve Trevor — portrayed as an alpha douche instead of Chris Pine’s nuanced take on the war hero — than on Diana herself.
reading the wh*don wonder woman script was never any fun but after seeing/crying at actual WW it becomes a viscerally insulting experience
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) June 15, 2017
a fun thing abt this script is that it is CALLED Wonder Woman but right off the bat is clearly not about a woman at all!! Daring choice pic.twitter.com/r0SEU2Uhr4
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) June 15, 2017
the first pronoun in Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman script is "she" so i got excited that maybe it WOULD be about a woman, but its about a plane pic.twitter.com/eZRx4VlZGL
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) June 15, 2017
PHEW!!! i was super worried the queen of the amazons might just be regular middle aged and not in her prime at all pic.twitter.com/GdmOu4bFrt
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) June 15, 2017
in an alternate universe we sat thru 3 hours of Mutant Enemy Presents DC's WONDER WOMAN: STEVE TREVOR: ORIGINS ("Very feminist! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️") pic.twitter.com/VPLwHRuUtS
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) June 15, 2017
ME [tired]: oh good, here it is pic.twitter.com/wjBA2gtgug
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) June 15, 2017
"being a whore is bad, but being a sexy inhuman cipher is very good" Wonder Woman: Steve Trevor: The Legend of Steve (2017 alt.)
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) June 15, 2017
"Steve (appearing)" PHEW!!!!! now at last diana can learn some Lessons. I hope 1 day my daughter can dress up as feminist icon Steve Trevor pic.twitter.com/n6nLv7TiRj
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) June 16, 2017
this script is so gut-deep bad, angry & depressing i feel like im picking on a scared nerd even tho whedon is a millionaire &i tweet in bed pic.twitter.com/56DzMAWvL4
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) June 16, 2017
oh GOOD i was just WONDERING if we'd ever get some JAW-DROPPING RACIST CARICATURES in this script!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/3ukVk8ZVqR
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) June 16, 2017
(gently cupping wh*don's face in my hands) this is the stupidest fucking thing ive ever read with my eyes pic.twitter.com/b9DvzQySHD
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) June 16, 2017
Here it is, little girls! Your superhero movie. pic.twitter.com/2Jnk44q0mw
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) June 16, 2017
Do you think girls would come out of this movie wanting to dress up as Wonder Woman? Do you think they'd feel like heroes? pic.twitter.com/UaM3XeloWk
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) June 16, 2017
ME &MY GIRLS MAKIN OUT ON OUR FEMALE WARRIOR ISLAND, PAUSING ONLY 2 SAY IN UNISON "We hope one day to arouse a man by telling him abt this" pic.twitter.com/Y1ckaCZlg1
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) June 16, 2017
J*SS WH*DON PRESENTS: THE STEVE TREVOR CHRONICLES FT. WONDER WOMAN: NEOPHYTE INCOMPREHENSION pic.twitter.com/s10KeWUn4m
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) June 16, 2017
Phew. That, ladies and gentlemen, might be what you call a sh*t show, and might make fans more than a little concerned about Whedon’s upcoming take on Batgirl. One also has to remember that this was probably an early draft and that there are many steps between script and finished project, but even if this as a rough draft this stands in stark contrast to Jenkins’ vision.
Still, this is the man who gave us The Avengers and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, so here’s hoping his official foray into the DC Universe will have a little more subtlety and a lot less objectification.
(Via The Mary Sue)