A Toddler Grimaces His Way Through Eating Sour Cranberries For Our Enjoyment

Even if you don’t have kids, you’re probably aware that toddlers are weird as hell and can be picky when it comes to what they want to eat. Kids need to explore their culinary options because there’s a world of amazing flavors that aren’t found in dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets. I’m not a parent, but I’m sure for the parents out there, once your child finds something they like to eat they obsess over it. For this little tastebud masochist, it’s cranberries.

Despite making all sorts of adorable grimaces from eating the tart and sour berries, this tyke just keeps shoveling them in his mouth like something that doesn’t taste like a cranberry. Remember the old Lay’s potato chip tagline, “I Bet You Can’t Eat Just One”? Well, this sure applies to this kid and his odd craving for cranberries. Maybe whoever filmed this video dared him five bucks to eat a glass full of cranberries if that’s the case he’s going to be a millionaire by the time he’s in high school by hustling playground kids who dare him to eat all sorts of stuff. Today he’s starting off small with a bunch of cranberries, tomorrow he’s diving face first into a durian.