Who doesn’t love a good Sloppy Joe? A simple classic, the Sloppy Joe sandwich combines ground meat, diced pepper and onion, Worcestershire, tomato sauce and brown sugar (or ketchup, if you’re lazy), to be served on a hamburger bun that will almost immediately assume the consistency of a damp sponge.
Unfortunately, while delicious, the Sloppy Joe also bears more than a passing resemblance to the contents of a child’s diaper, a fact that was not lost on young Declan here as his mother tries in vain to get him to eat his dinner. Yes, toddlers are known for being picky eaters, but can you really blame the kid for not wanting to chow down on what appears to be a sh*t sandwich? I’d probably let loose the d-word, as well.