Stephen Colbert Is Tickled That Trump’s Shady New Social Network Was Immediately Overrun By Trolls

Jon Stewart Is Defending Dave Chappelle (And Believes He Isn’t A ‘Hurtful’ Person) Following The Netflix Walkout

Trevor Noah Thinks He Knows The ‘Dare’ That Trump Could Post On His Shady ‘Truth’ Social Network

Marjorie Taylor Greene Tried To Harass Liz Cheney On The House Floor And Was Promptly Served With A ‘Jewish Space Lasers’ Burn

CNN Had A Prickly Response To Joe Rogan Insisting That The News Network Lied About Him Taking Horse Dewormer

Trump’s New Social Media Startup Reportedly Got Its Money From Shady ‘Blank Check Company’ Dealings

Matt Gaetz Appears To Be In Much Deeper Sh*t Than Previously Thought (And He Was Already In Deep Sh*t)

Five Advisors To Sen. Kyrsten Sinema Have Resigned In Protest Because She’s One Of America’s ‘Principal Obstacles To Progress’

Please Stop Trying To One-Up Ice-T About Television History (Because He Will Come For You)

Ted Cruz’s Bizarre Proposal To Send Migrants To Martha’s Vineyard And ‘Democrat-Led’ Cities Blew Up In His Face

The Owner Of A Famed West Hollywood Comedy Club Is Calling On Comedians To Voice Support For Dave Chappelle

Trump’s New Shady Social Media Platform Has Already Been Knocked Offline By Pranksters And Hackers

An Amped Up Don Jr. Went On Fox News To Promote His Daddy’s New Shady Media And Technology Group: ‘It’s Gonna Be Awesome’

Jim Jordan Is Once Again Being A Ding-Dong By Throwing A Hissy Fit Over Not Being Allowed To Play A Video During A Congressional Hearing

A Florida Sheriff Would Like Killers To Please ‘Chill Out’ And ‘Quit Murdering’ And ‘Drink A 7UP, Eat A MoonPie’ Instead

James Carville Wants Steve Bannon Locked Up ASAP, But Feels Sorry For His Future Cellmate: ‘You Can Imagine What That Guy Smells Like?’

Matt Gaetz Is Now Claiming That Someone Is Trying To Murder Him And The Dept. Of Justice Isn’t Doing Enough To Protect Him

The $300 Million Investors In Trump’s New Social Media Platform Reportedly Had No Idea That He’d Be Involved