Trump Is Now Pressing Dr. Oz To Just Go Ahead And Declare Victory While Oz Thanks Him (And Sean Hannity) For Election Guidance

Martin Shkreli Has Been Released From Prison Early (Thrilling Marjorie Taylor Greene) And Apparently Headed Straight To Cracker Barrel

MAGA Insurrectionist Kathy Barnette Thinks The Pennsylvania GOP Primary Is Rigged And Trump Wants Dr. Oz To Declare Victory Even Though He Hasn’t Won

Rand Paul Seems Really Hung Up On Japanese Quail That May Or May Not Be More ‘Sexually Promiscuous…When You Give Them Cocaine’

Geraldo Claims He Saw UFOs While ‘Stoned On Ecstasy’

Tucker Carlson, Who Has Been Talking About ‘Replacement Theory’ For A While Now, Is Now Claiming To Not Know What It Is

Lauren Boebert Is Definitely Attempting To Ignore The Unseating Of Madison Cawthorn, And She’s Getting Trolled Hard

Trump Wants ‘Every School Across Our Land’ To Have A Copy Of A Delusional Children’s Book About ‘Handsome King Donald’

Twitter Claims That It Will ‘Enforce The Merger Agreement’ Despite Elon Musk’s Foot-Dragging Over Bots

Everyone’s Side-Eyeing Marjorie Taylor Greene After The GOP’s Hope To Unseat Madison Cawthorn Worked

Sore Loser Madison Cawthorn Slammed The GOP For Having A ‘Loser’s Mentality’ As He Makes History As Youngest Republican To Lose A Re-Election Bid

An Old Madison Cawthorn Tweet Has Come Back To Bite Him After He Lost The Primary That Would Have Re-Elected Him

Rudy Giuliani’s Wild Wine Lady Witness Mellissa Carone Has Been Disqualified From Running For Congress In Michigan

The Company Buying Truth Social Reminded Investors Of Trump’s Many, Many Business Failures

Seth Green Is Imploring People Not To Buy His Stolen NFTs After Falling Victim To Phishers

Marjorie Taylor Greene Went Off On A Kooky Rant To Warn Women That Abortion Won’t ‘Make That Boyfriend Love You’

An Old Lauren Boebert Interview About Maternity Leave Is Coming Back To Bite Her Rootin’ Tootin’ Butt

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