A Tweet About Walmart Selling Sex Toys Led To Genuine Insight (And Plenty Of Jokes)

An Australian Band Made A Splash By Selling Pee-Infused Vinyl Records: ‘You Just Bought A Liquid Disc Full Of Our Piss’

Trump Tried To Make His Song With The J6 Prison Choir (Yes, Really) The New National Anthem At His MAGA Rally

Busy Philipps Shaded Gwyneth Paltrow’s Somehow Real ‘I Lost Half A Day Of Skiing’ Courtroom Quote

Alex Jones Is Already Cooking Up Conspiracy Theories For The Unlikely Scenario That Trump Could Win Again

Harry Styles Called Emily Ratajkowski His ‘Celebrity Crush’ In A Video From His One Direction Days

Grimes And Elon Musk’s Daughter Exa Dark Sideræl Apparently Has A New Name Now And It’s Just One Letter

‘Yellowjackets’ Viewers Were Caught Off Guard By The Show Nailing One Character With The Perfect Song

Jonathan Majors’ Lawyer Says There’s Video Evidence Proving That He’s ‘Completely Innocent’ After His Arrest

Are Harry Styles And Emily Ratajkowski Dating?

Trump, Who Got His Indictment Date Way Wrong, Is Just Straight Up Claiming That His Alvin Bragg Case Has Been ‘Dropped’

Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg’s Office Got Annoyed With A GOP Congressional Staffer’s Repeated Calls: ‘Stop Calling Us With This Bullsh*t’

Trump Gets Extra Petty By Banning Anyone Who Works On Ol’ Pudding Fingers Ron DeSantis’ Campaign From Ever Working For Him

Porn Searches For Stormy Daniels Have Gone Through The Roof Thanks To Trump’s Potential Indictment

Jim Jordan Had A Truly Bizarre Excuse For Why He Hadn’t Read Trump’s Notorious ‘Death & Destruction’ Post

Rudy Giuliani Wildly Claims That 92-Year-Old George Soros Chased Down His Plane In Ukraine On Foot Like A Damn Action Hero

‘Morning Joe’ Thinks Trump Has Gone Completely ‘Out Of His Mind’ As He Grows Increasingly Terrified Of Possible Indictments

The Ron DeSantis ‘Amateur Hour’ Book Tour Is Apparently Off To A Pretty Lousy Start