Lil Rel Howery Questioned The Oscars For Nominating His ‘Deep Water’ Co-Star, Ana De Armas, And He Also Supports The Andrea Riseborough Investigation

Republicans’ Only Plan To Stop Donald Trump From Becoming Their Presidential Nominee In 2024 Is Hoping He Just Drops Dead

Quebec’s Groundhog Day Festivities Went Sideways Fast When The Groundhog Turned Up Dead

Seth Meyers Has A Sneaking Suspicion That Donald Trump May Have Tried To Kill A Bald Eagle, Based On How Often He Talks About Killing A Bald Eagle

Vladimir Putin Even Got Dropped Like A Hot Potato By Kim Jong-Un When He Realized How Poorly Russia’s War Is Going

The FBI Is Reportedly Investigating George Santos For Allegedly Scamming A Veteran Out Of Money For His Dying Dog

Lauren Boebert Is Disappointed In Americans For Only Owning 46 Percent Of The Guns In The World: ‘We Need To Get Our Numbers Up!’

‘Squid Game: The Challenge’ Contestants Are Coming Forward With Allegations Of ‘Cruel’ And ‘Inhumane’ Conditions

A Stone Sylvester Stallone Sneezes Himself Off The Side Of A Mountain In Paramount+’s Unsettling Super Bowl Ad

Emily Ratajkowski Dropped Some Hints About Why She Looked So Awkward While Dating Pete Davidson (And Eric Andre)

Donald Trump Actually Tried To Trademark The Phrase ‘Rigged Election!’ So He Could Sell Merch

Matt Gaetz Wasted A Ton Of Colleagues’ Time Being A Performative Nuisance During A House Committee Meeting

A George Santos Family Member Denied They Gave Thousands To His Campaign: ‘I Don’t Have That Money To Throw Around!’

Apparently Stormy Daniels Is Now Hosting A Reality Show Where A Bunch Of Hunks Look For Their DILFs

Surely Noted Liar George Santos Is Not Lying When He Says ‘I’ve Learned My Lesson’ And Promises Not To Tell Any Lies Ever Again

Noted Texas Ice Storm Weasel Ted Cruz Tweeted About The Texas Ice Storm And Was Swiftly Reminded Of The Time He Weaselly Fled To Cancun

Oh Great, It Looks Like Donald Trump And Ron DeSantis Are About To Have A Big Stupid Fight About Vaccines

Stephen King Is Shading A Mystery Streaming Service While The Internet Criticizes Netflix’s Change Of Heart On Password Sharing