Trump Kept His ALL-CAPS Brand Strong While Lashing Out Over Rudy Giuliani And Lindsay Graham’s Subpoenas

Jerry Harris, Star Of Netflix’s ‘Cheer,’ Has Been Sentenced To 12 Years In Federal Prison For Soliciting Sex From Minors

Elon Musk Secretly Fathered Twins With One Of His Execs (While He And Grimes Welcomed A Child), And Everyone’s Got The Same Jokes

Doja Cat Is Super Into New ‘Stranger Things’ Star Joseph Quinn And Asked One Of His Co-Stars For DM Help

A News Report About Boris Johnson Resigning In Disgrace Was Interrupted By The ‘Benny Hill’ Theme Music

GOP Rep. Debbie Lesko Got So Mad About Gun Control Talk That She Said She Would Shoot Her Own Grandkids To ‘Protect’ Them

Turns Out Elon Musk Secretly Had Some More Kids, This Time With One Of His Execs

Twitter Users Are Sharing Stories About Hooking Up With Restaurant Line Cooks After Watching ‘The Bear’

Henry Winkler Posting More Pictures Of Fish He Caught Is The Nice Respite Everyone Needs Right Now

That Rumor That Armie Hammer Is Working As A Concierge In The Cayman Islands Is, As It Turns Out, Not True

Tim Allen’s Yacht Leaked Fuel Everywhere And Forced A Marina To Shut Down During The July 4 Weekend

A GOP Candidate Brandishes An AR-15 Against ‘Angry Democrats In Klan Hoods’ In A Truly WTF Ad For Congress

Alex Jones (Uh Oh) Tried To Convince Marjorie Taylor Greene (Oh No) To Run For President (Nope), And She’s Considering It

Steve Bannon Trashed Joe Rogan And His ‘Low-Information’ Listeners Over Rogan’s Refusal To Help Trump By Having Him On His ‘Blood Money’ Podcast

Rudy Giuliani — Who May Or May Not Have Asked Trump For A Pardon — Says He’d Have A Good Reason To Ask For One: ‘I Don’t Want To Get Framed’

Tucker Carlson Suggested That Women Complaining About White Male ‘Privilege’ Are Driving Young White Men To Commit Mass Murder

Bill O’Reilly Reminded Everyone That He’s Still Alive (And A Bloviating Hothead) By Losing His Mind Over The July 4th Mass Shooting

Even The Guy Who Shot Ronald Reagan Thinks It’s ‘Obvious’ That America Needs Better Gun Control