Texas Governor Greg Abbott, Who Apparently Has Nothing Better To Do, Wants A ‘Statewide’ Ban Of TikTok

Would You Believe George Santos Allegedly Committed More Dog-Related Fraud?

Of Course Ted Cruz Clutched His Pearls Over Sam Smith’s ‘Unholy’ Performance, And (Of Course) People Pounced On Him

Trump Insists That He Would Not Have Shot The Chinese Spy Balloon, But Would Instead Broker ‘The Greatest Deal EVER’

‘Miserable’ Ben Affleck Got Roasted For Looking Like He’d Rather Be Anyplace Else While Attending The Grammys

Ted Cruz Struggled To Explain Why He’s For Setting Senate Term Limits…While Running A Third Time

The Pentagon May Have Never Told Loose Cannon Donald Trump About All The Spy Balloons During His Presidency

Trump Is Big Mad That The Pentagon Revealed Multiple Chinese Spy Balloons Flew Over The U.S. Under His Watch

Colin Jost Can’t Believe George Santos Possibly Lied About Producing ‘Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark’ Either

Bowen Yang Made For A Hilariously Surly Chinese Spy Balloon In The ‘SNL’ Cold Open

Watch Out, Chris Pratt. ‘SNL’ Carved Up An Apocalyptic, Faux-HBO ‘Mario Kart’ Starring Pedro Pascal

Say Goodbye To The Chinese Spy Balloon After Biden Ordered It Whacked

A Classic ‘Seinfeld’ Scene Inspired A GOP Senator To Introduce A New Bill Targeting Telemarketing Calls

Jesse Watters And Other Republicans Have Some Bizarre (And Unsafe) Ideas On How To Get Rid Of The Mysterious Chinese Balloon

Marjorie Taylor Greene Whined About How Being A U.S. Representative Is A Time-Consuming Job That Doesn’t Pay Enough

For Some Ungodly Reason, George Santos Reportedly Bragged About Producing One Of The Biggest Flops In Broadway History

Professional Scammer Anna Delvey Will Speak To Harvard MBA Students To Teach Them How To Fail Hard

Seth Meyers Can Already Hear The Many Insults Trump Will Throw ‘Dork’ Ron DeSantis’ Way