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Jared And Ivanka’s Uncouth Attempt To Force Their Way Into A Meeting With Queen Elizabeth Was Reportedly Foiled When They Couldn’t Fit Into Trump’s Helicopter

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A Fearmongering Tweet About Weed-Laced Halloween Candy Did Not Have Its Intended Effect

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Amazon’s Announced A New Robot That Will Follow You Around The House, And The Jokes Almost Write Themselves

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Internal Documents Reveal That Facebook Would Like Your Kids To Stop Playing And Stare At Their Phones More

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Trump Staffers Reportedly Played Broadway Show Tunes For Him Whenever They Needed To ‘Pull Him Back From The Brink Of Rage’

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Russell Brand Has Gone Off On A Right-Wing Conspiracy Bender, Leaving People Wondering If He’s ‘Officially Lost His Mind’

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Seth Meyers Cannot Stop Laughing Over Rudy Giuliani Getting Banned From Fox News

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Mila Kunis Mocked The Rock While Discussing The ‘So Dumb’ Debate Around Her Bathing Comments

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Jared Kushner Was Reportedly Nicknamed ‘The Slim Reaper’ Over His Penchant For F**king Things Up And Leaving Others To Clean Up His Messes

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Trump’s Former-Press Secretary Had To Hear Him Insist That His Penis Wasn’t ‘Small’ Or Shaped Like A ‘Toadstool’

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Jimmy Kimmel Is So Amused That ‘Mouth Rushmore’ Trump Still Won’t Concede Despite His Arizona Vote Audit’s Spectacular Fail

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Rootin’ Tootin’ Lauren Boebert’s ‘Government Is Not God’ Claim Prompted A Lot Of People To Point Out Her Hypocrisy

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Matt Gaetz Is Reportedly Preparing For A ‘Scorched-Earth’ Trial Over That Federal Investigation Into His Ties To A Sex Trafficking Ring

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NY Gov. Kathy Hochul Is Deploying The National Guard To Fill In For Unvaxxed Hospital Workers, And The Right-Wing Can’t Handle It

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Facebook’s Plans For An ‘Instagram Kids’ Are On Hold Because, Well, You Know

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Even Sean Spicer’s Condemning The Jan. 6 Riot, While Also (Falsely) Claiming That Newsmax Didn’t Spread Lies About Voter Fraud

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Joe Rogan Posted A Video To His Social Media That Compared Vaccine Mandates To The Holocaust

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Jake Gyllenhaal Is Clarifying His Strangely Semi-Controversial Remarks On Bathing

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