The US Army Used A Lana Del Rey Quote To Encourage Female Soldiers And The Internet Is Losing It

Trump Made A Bizarre Attack On The Jan. 6 Committee, Who He Accused Of Going After ‘Children’ Like His Adult Daughter Ivanka

Michael Cohen Says There’s ‘Not A Chance’ Trump Will Protect His Kids From Prison (Though He’d Prefer They Jail Don Jr. Over Ivanka)

MacGruber Outs Himself As An Anti-Vaxxer Who’s Into QAnon And ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ T-Shirts In His Triumphant ‘SNL’ Return

Trump Launches Into A Wordle-Inspired Rant In The ‘SNL’ Cold Open

Krysten Sinema Was Formally Censured By Fellow Arizona Democrats After She Helped Block Voting Rights Bills

Bill Maher Has A Plan For How Obama Can Save Biden’s Presidency By Moving Back Into The White House

Tucker Carlson Is Extremely Mad That He No Longer Finds M&M Characters ‘Sexy’

Here’s The Playlist ‘West Elm Caleb’ Used To Love Bomb The Women Of New York

Donald Trump Is Apparently Considering Endorsing Multiples Candidates In The Same Race Like He’s Buying Powerball Tickets Or Something

Meat Loaf Supposedly Tried To Push Prince Andrew Into A Moat

Newly Revealed Sean Hannity Texts Warned That ‘Impeachment And The 25th Amendment Are Real’ After Jan. 6 Attack

Mike Lindell’s Financial Woes Continue With A Bill From Idaho And Another Defamation Lawsuit

A Trump Biographer Explains Why The Former-President Has ‘Nine Lives’ And Hasn’t Faced Any Charges (Yet)

Madison Cawthorn Decided To Clean His Gun In The Middle Of A Veterans’ Hearing About The Dangers Of Burn Pits Because, Why Not

Wacky Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Filled With ‘Disgust’ Because Tom Hanks Said Nice Things About Joe Biden In An Ad

Pete Davidson Is As Baffled As You Are Over His Success With Women: ‘I’m The Diamond In The Trash’

Bill Hader And Anna Kendrick’s Secret Romance Is Inspiring ‘Barry’ Crossover Jokes And Other Adorable Reactions