Elon Musk’s Brilliant Plan For Winning Back Advertisers Fleeing X Over Anti-Semitism? Telling Them To ‘Go F*ck’ Themselves

Widely Loathed Ex-Nixon Guy Henry Kissinger Finally Died At 100 And People Have…Thoughts

Hot Chameleon Sebastian Stan May Have Gone Too Far After Being Cast As Young Donald Trump

‘It’s Alway Sunny’s Kaitlin Olson Secretly Bid Against Rob McElhenney For Kylie Kelce’s Eagles Jacket (And Won)

Burlington? Berkeley? Spotify Wrapped 2023 Is Comparing Users’ Music Tastes To Cities And The Memes Are Glorious

Aging Perv Donald Trump Sure Seems To Be Growing More And More Creepily Obsessed With Spankings With Each Passing Day

Robert De Niro’s ‘Censored’ Awards Trump Speech May Have Actually Been The Result Of A Simple Snafu

Ketchup-Throwing McDonald’s Stan Donald Trump Was Allegedly So ‘Depressed’ After Jan. 6 That He Wasn’t Eating

The Curious Story Of George Santos Sounds An Awful Lot Like An Old Eddie Murphy Comedy, Says That Film’s Co-Writer

The Surprisingly Wholesome Connection Between Dolly Parton, Keanu Reeves, And A Playboy Bunny Costume

Jada Pinkett Smith Gave Drew Barrymore The Supposed Final Verdict On Her Marriage To Will Smith

A Fox News Contributor Is Getting Roasted Like A Turkey For His Meltdown Over Two Holiday-Themed Horror Movies

Jesse Watters Claims He’s The Victim Of Vicious Crotch Attack Perpetrated By A Wet Dog Owned By A Subaru-Driving Democrat

Jimmy Kimmel Had An Amused Response To Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Sad Request To Be On His Show

Robert De Niro Said His Trump Remarks Were Censored At An Awards Show (Which He Then Read Anyway)

Tiffany Haddish Says She’s Going To ‘Get Some Help’ After Her DUI Bust, Vowing ‘This Will Never Happen Again’

Taika Waititi Recalled Directing Trump For A Commercial And Dealing With His Absurd ‘List Of Demands’ (Such As Making Him Look ‘Thinner’)

Lauren Boebert’s ‘Yass Queen!!’ To Dolly Parton Did Not Go Over As Planned