Mitt Romney Warns That The Return Of Donald Trump Would Feed America’s ‘Sickness, Probably Rendering It Incurable’

A Goop Candle Was Somehow Involved In An Incident ‘Where Two Men Had Caught Fire’ In The Hamptons

Some Of Vladimir Putin’s Military Leaders Might Be Selling Out Russian Troops On The Ukraine Battlefield

Meghan McCain Is Mulling Over Running For Office To Break ‘This Fever Of MAGA’ Gripping The GOP

Joe Rogan Revealed That Trump Keeps Pestering Him To Be A Podcast Guest, But ‘I’ve Said No, Every Time’

The NRA, Classy As Ever, Of Course Tweeted Something Predictably Tasteless And Tone-Deaf On July 4th

Alex Jones Celebrated July 4th By Praying We Don’t All Become ‘Cyborg Slaves Of Satan,’ As One Does

Keanu Reeves Being His Kind, Awesome Self Over The 4th Of July Weekend Is What The World Needed Right Now

David Crosby Explains Why Crosby, Stills & Nash’s Music Is Back On Spotify Post-Joe Rogan Protest

The ‘Unprecedented’ Trailer Is Going To Royally Upset The Image-Obsessed Trump Family

Vladimir Putin Is Lashing Out At ‘Disgusting’ World Leaders, None Of Whom Could Pull Off Those Shirtless Horseback Photos, Alright?

A Florida Man Had A Pretty Out-There Reason For Stealing An R2D2 Statue From A Disney Resort

Some Cinemas In The U.K. Are Trying To Put A Stop To A Strange New ‘Minions’ TikTok Trend

Padma Lakshmi Made An Extremely Timely Cake For A More-Somber-Than-Usual July 4

Joey Chestnut Put A Protester In A Chokehold While Winning His 15th Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest

Trump Is Spending July 4 Angrily Railing Against Liz Cheney And The ‘Unselect Committee’ On His Twitter Clone

Amber Heard’s Legal Team Is Seeking To Have Her Defamation Trial Verdict Tossed, Saying It’s Not Supported By Evidence

This Fourth Of July, Put Whatever The Hell You Want On Your Hot Dog