Ted Cruz Is Being Dragged For Saying Schools Should Only Have One Door (And Hope There’s Never A Fire, For One Thing)

Trump Reportedly Once Phoned Melania To Whine About George Conway Saying Mean Things About Him

The Author Of ‘How To Murder Your Husband’ Has Been Convicted Of Murdering Her Husband

‘No Way To Prevent This’: ‘The Onion’ Turned Their Entire Homepage Into A Sea Of The Same Story On America’s Many Mass Shootings

Donald Trump Reportedly Suggested That ‘Maybe’ Mike Pence Should Be Hanged During Jan. 6 Attack

Rootin’ Tootin’ Lauren Boebert Invited AOC To ‘Meet And Solve’ The Mass Shooting Problem (Without Taking Action On Gun Laws)

AOC Went HAM On Lauren Boebert Over Her Pro-Gun Tweet After The Texas School Shooting

Beto O’Rourke Is Drawing Praise After Confronting Gun-Loving Gov. Greg Abbott During A Press Conference About The Texas School Shooting

Whoopi Goldberg Is Completely Out Of Patience For ‘Thoughts And Prayers’ Following The Texas School Shooting

Ryan Seacrest Had A Wardrobe Malfunction During The ‘American Idol’ Finale, So He Borrowed Some Underwear, Fast

‘Mr. Cheese,’ The Owner Of Seth Green’s Stolen Bored Ape NFT, Doesn’t Really Seem To Care Much About Returning It

An Arizona Congressman Absolutely Lost It On Ted Cruz Over His Lame Response To The Texas School Shooting: ‘F*#k You…You F*#king Baby Killer!’

Mitt Romney Is Being Ripped For Accepting $13 Million In Campaign Donations From The NRA After Tweeting ‘We Must Find Answers’ After The Texas School Shooting

Jimmy Kimmel Kind Of Admires That MyPillow Man Mike Lindell Is ‘Putting His Money Where His Mustache Is’ And Still Yelling About Voter Fraud

Stephen Colbert Opened His Show With A Poignant Message About The Importance Of Voting In The Wake Of The Texas School Shooting

Matthew McConaughey Calls For Action In An Emotional Letter About The School Shooting In His Texas Hometown

The NRA Is (Seriously!) Banning Guns During Trump’s Appearance At Their Annual Convention

Tesla Stock Is Plummeting And Their Investors Are Losing Patience With Elon Musk’s Twitter ‘Circus Show’