John Fetterman Is Sick Of MAGA Republican ‘Losers’ Turning Congress Into ‘The Steve Wilkos Show’

House Republicans Are Up To Here With Tiresome Nuisance Matt Gaetz And May Vote To Expel Him: ‘We Want Him Out’

Meghan Markle’s Name Has Been Floated As A ‘Long-Shot Replacement’ For Dianne Feinstein’s Senate Seat

And Just Like That, Matt Gaetz Has Vowed To Try And Oust Kevin McCarthy Over The Averted Government Shutdown

Trump Is Still Making Inhumane Jokes About Nancy Pelosi’s Husband Being Viciously Attacked By A Home Invader

Rep. Jamaal Bowman Says It Was An Accident That He Pulled A Fire Alarm Before The House Voted To Stop A Government Shutdown

Bill Maher Zinged Meatball Candidate Ron DeSantis To His Face Over His Flailing Campaign

Trump Could See His New York Business Kerfuffle At Least Partially Saved By, Of All People, Melania

Trump Said That Rich Beverly Hills Residents Smell Bad Because Of California Water Restrictions That Don’t Exist

Finally, Trump Has Weighed In On The Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Saga, And It’s About What You’d Expect

Disney World Is Being Sued After Its Typhoon Lagoon Water Slide Allegedly Gave A Woman A Horrifying ‘Wedgie’ (No, Really, It’s Bad)

Donald Trump’s Lawyers Will Reportedly ‘Rip Her To Shreds’ If Ivanka Testifies Against The Family

Rachel Bilson Was Once ‘So Obsessed’ And Flirting Madly With A Pop Star But Got Sabotaged By Her Drunken Best Friend

It Sure Looks Like A Lot Of People (Even Ivanka?!) Are Flipping On Donald Trump And Throwing Him Under The Bus To Prosecutors

Mike Lindell Is Huffing And Puffing About The Collapse Of MyPillow Because His Creditors Launched An ‘All-Out Attack’

Alex Jones Begged An Australia Jiu-Jitsu Champ To Choke Him Out, And His Wish Was Granted

Elon Musk Wanted To Look Like A Cowboy During His Visit To The Border, But May Have Worn His Hat Backwards

Kim Kardashian Claimed She’s Never Had A Beer Before And Got Fact-Checked With A Video Of Her Doing A Keg Stand