Mr. And Mrs. Potato Head Aren’t Actually Going Away, Hasbro Clarifies (But You Can Make ‘All Kinds Of Families’ From Their New Kit)

Mitch McConnell Said He’d ‘Absolutely’ Support Trump If He’s The 2024 Nominee, And People Remembered He Denounced Him Only Days Before

Twitter’s ‘Super Follows’ Feature Is Making Everyone Angry Again That They Won’t Add An Edit Option

An American Airlines Pilot Reported Seeing A ‘Missile-Like’ UFO Above New Mexico

Oreo Took A Stand Following QAnon-Loving Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene And Sen. Rand Paul’s Anti-Trans Statements

‘WandaVision’ Has Finally Gotten The Unholy Ted Cruz-Imitator Version That It So Richly Does Not Deserve

The GOP Twitter Account Is Getting Pummeled For Not Knowing How Math Works While Criticizing Biden’s First 100 Days

Twitter Is Rolling Out A ‘Super Follows’ Feature, So You Can Make Money Off All Your Good Tweets

Conservatives Are Losing Their Minds Over Mr. Potato Head’s New Gender-Neutral Name

A Japanese Man Who Allegedly Believes His Cult Leader Is A Reincarnated Alien Will Speak After Don Jr. At CPAC

A Woman Turned Her Trump-Loving Insurrectionist Ex In To The FBI After He Texted Her From Capitol To Call Her A ‘Moron’ And Brag About Being Tear Gassed

Meghan McCain Got Dismantled By Jen Psaki After ‘The View’ Co-Host Accused Biden Of Putting ‘Kids In Cages’

‘The Daily Show’ Paid Tribute To Kayleigh McEnany’s Astoundingly ‘Bad COVID Prediction’ One Year Later

GOP Senator John Thune Is Being Dragged For Basing His Minimum-Wage-Hike Opposition On His Late 1970s Wages

Brian Williams Dropped A Barrage Of Zingers On Kooky GOP Sen. Ron Johnson, And Also Roasted MSNBC Colleague Chuck Todd In The Process

Notorious Anti-Immigrant Ghoul Stephen Miller Is Upset About The ‘Cruelty And Inhumanity’ Of Biden’s Immigration Policy, And People Lost It

Marjorie Taylor Greene Posted An Anti-Trans Statement Outside Her Office To Troll A Representative With A Trans Child, And People Are Horrified

Ted Cruz And Texas Governor Greg Abbott Took Advice About The Freak Winter Storm From A Notorious Climate Change Denier