Elmo (A Fuzzy Red Muppet) Got The COVID-19 Vaccine And Ted Cruz (A Human Senator) Freaked Out About It

An Ex-White House Aide Testified That Trump Knew Jan. 6 Rioters Were Armed But He Didn’t Care Because ‘They’re Not Here To Hurt Me’

A Long-Time Supporter Of Vladimir Putin Has Come Out Against His ‘Colossal Mistake’ Of A Ukraine War

A Lake Superior Parody Account Is Crushing The Whole Twitter Game Over Abortion Rights

Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Losing It Over Someone Being *So Mean* To Deface Her Anti-Trans Sign: ‘I Don’t Feel Safe’

Trevor Noah Eviscerated ‘Justice QAnon’ Clarence Thomas: ‘You’re Not Even A Judge Anymore; You’re Just A Cock Block In A Fancy Robe’

Woody Allen And Alec Baldwin’s Instagram Live Went Great If You Love Technical Difficulties

Rudy Giuliani Claims That NYC Is Now A Crime-Infested ‘Wild, Wild West’ After Getting Patted On The Back At A Staten Island Store

Moscow Mitch No More? Vladimir Putin And Mitch McConnell’s Beef Seems Real By The Looks Of The New Sanctions List

A Newsmax Host Flat-Out Told Rudy Giuliani That He’s Really Overreacting About That ‘Attack’ At A Supermarket

AOC Knows Her Guide On How To ‘Access Abortion In A Post-Roe World’ Is Making Republicans Mad, But ‘Too Bad!’

GOP Congressional Candidate Yesli Vega Had A Baffling (And Bullsh*t) Claim: Rape Victims Aren’t Likely To Get Pregnant

Rudy Giuliani Somehow Still Has Honorary Degrees At Five Colleges, And Alumni Are Understandably Very Upset

Chris Hayes Gave A Hilarious Slow-Motion Play-By-Play Of Rudy Giuliani’s Exaggerated Response To His So-Called ‘Attack’ At A Staten Island Grocery Store

Lauren Boebert Couldn’t Make It More Clear That She Ignores High School Civics When It Comes To Church Vs. State

Howard Stern Isn’t ‘F*cking Around’: He’s Seriously Considering Running For President

A MAGA Candidate Threw An Absolute Hissy Fit When Asked About A Story Involving Her And A Drag Queen On Fox News

Eric Trump Saw Violence After His Dad Lost Reelection As ‘Fair Game,’ Says The Maker Of The New Trump Documentary Series