The Jokes Were Flying — Eventually — After Twitter Acted Funky For About An Hour Or So

Christina Applegate Got Real About Plans For Her Future Hollywood Career Following Her MS Diagnosis

It Appears Motley Crue Drummer Tommy Lee Has, For Reasons That Remain Unclear, Tweeted A Picture Of His Testicles To Mr. Peanut

Go Ahead And Add Milk To Your Coffee Since The Combo Is Apparently Really Good For You (By Reducing Inflammation)

Trump Apparently Pressured Twitter To Delete A Tweet By Chrissy Teigen Calling Him A ‘P*ssy A** B*tch’ And Teigen Had An Appropriate Response

Krysten Sinema’s State Of The Union Dress Inspired Plenty Of Confusion And Big Bird Jokes

Paul Rudd’s Alleged Secret To ‘Eternal Youth’ Sounds Pretty Simple, Actually

President Joe Biden Pushed Back Against Those Pesky Concert ‘Junk Fees’ In His State Of The Union Speech

Marjorie Taylor Greene Inspired A Lot Of Pennywise Jokes After She Tried To Troll Biden With A Balloon Stunt

Ageless Wonder Paul Rudd Has Proof That He Might Have Aged Between ‘Ant-Man’ Movies

Kevin McCarthy Sure Looked Like A Miserable Robot Trying Not To Make Any Facial Expressions During Biden’s State Of The Union

Shady GOP Rep. George Santos Of Course Had Weird Encounters With Joe Biden And Mitt Romney At The State Of The Union

Trump Reportedly Doesn’t Care What Happens To His Kids After He Dies: They Can ‘Fend For Themselves’

Trump Steps Up His Ron DeSantis Attacks By Sharing A Photo Of Him Allegedly Drinking With Underage Women

Tucker Carlson Found Out That Joe Biden Has Only Appointed Five White Male Judges And He’s Pissed

Ashton Kutcher Fielded A Question About Why He Awkwardly Didn’t Put His Arm Around Reese Witherspoon

Lauren Boebert Basically Asked An Audience Of Churchgoers To Pray For Joe Biden’s Death (Again)

Is Leonardo DiCaprio Dating 19-Year-Old Model Eden Polani?