Jared And Ivanka’s Uncouth Attempt To Force Their Way Into A Meeting With Queen Elizabeth Was Reportedly Foiled When They Couldn’t Fit Into Trump’s Helicopter

A Fearmongering Tweet About Weed-Laced Halloween Candy Did Not Have Its Intended Effect

Amazon’s Announced A New Robot That Will Follow You Around The House, And The Jokes Almost Write Themselves

Internal Documents Reveal That Facebook Would Like Your Kids To Stop Playing And Stare At Their Phones More

Trump Staffers Reportedly Played Broadway Show Tunes For Him Whenever They Needed To ‘Pull Him Back From The Brink Of Rage’

Russell Brand Has Gone Off On A Right-Wing Conspiracy Bender, Leaving People Wondering If He’s ‘Officially Lost His Mind’

Seth Meyers Cannot Stop Laughing Over Rudy Giuliani Getting Banned From Fox News

Mila Kunis Mocked The Rock While Discussing The ‘So Dumb’ Debate Around Her Bathing Comments

Jared Kushner Was Reportedly Nicknamed ‘The Slim Reaper’ Over His Penchant For F**king Things Up And Leaving Others To Clean Up His Messes

Trump’s Former-Press Secretary Had To Hear Him Insist That His Penis Wasn’t ‘Small’ Or Shaped Like A ‘Toadstool’

Jimmy Kimmel Is So Amused That ‘Mouth Rushmore’ Trump Still Won’t Concede Despite His Arizona Vote Audit’s Spectacular Fail

Rootin’ Tootin’ Lauren Boebert’s ‘Government Is Not God’ Claim Prompted A Lot Of People To Point Out Her Hypocrisy

Matt Gaetz Is Reportedly Preparing For A ‘Scorched-Earth’ Trial Over That Federal Investigation Into His Ties To A Sex Trafficking Ring

NY Gov. Kathy Hochul Is Deploying The National Guard To Fill In For Unvaxxed Hospital Workers, And The Right-Wing Can’t Handle It

Facebook’s Plans For An ‘Instagram Kids’ Are On Hold Because, Well, You Know

Even Sean Spicer’s Condemning The Jan. 6 Riot, While Also (Falsely) Claiming That Newsmax Didn’t Spread Lies About Voter Fraud

Joe Rogan Posted A Video To His Social Media That Compared Vaccine Mandates To The Holocaust

Jake Gyllenhaal Is Clarifying His Strangely Semi-Controversial Remarks On Bathing