Donald Trump Is Finally Focusing On The Real Issues: Deporting Prince Harry For ‘Betraying’ The Queen

Thirst Trap Queen Martha Stewart Has A Good Reason For Why She Doesn’t Wear Underwear

We May Finally Have An Answer To Why Melania Trump Wore That Baffling ‘I Really Don’t Care’ Jacket During A Trip To Visit Migrant Children

Shane Gillis Gains Magical Powers When He Scores Trump Gold Sneakers In The ‘SNL’ Fake Trailer ‘White Men Can Trump’

‘SNL’ Weekend Update Compared Vengeance-Seeking Trump To One Of Batman’s Most Formidable Foes

‘SNL’ Cold Open Dragged Republican Wimps For Surrendering The Party To Trump Again

People Are Mourning The Death Of Flaco, The Owl That Escaped From The Central Park Zoo And Thrived

CPAC Speaker Jack Posobiec Straight-Up Called For The ‘End Of Democracy’ At The Loony Far-Right Shindig

Trump Claimed That His Many Indictments Are ‘Why The Black People Like Me’

Just As Everyone Suspected, Joe Biden Says That The Key To His Great Marriage Is Lots And Lots Of Hot, Geriatric Boning

Folksy Dim Bulb Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville Seems To Have No Clue That IVF Actually Helps People Have Kids And Isn’t A Form Of Abortion Or Something : ‘We Need To Have More Kids’

AT&T Would Like To Clarify That Their Massive Outage Was Not, In Fact, A ‘Leave The World Behind’ Situation

The AT&T Outage That Sparked A Wave Of ‘Leave The World Behind’ Jokes Might Have Been An Actual Cyberattack

Is Google Shutting Down Gmail?

Fox News Actually Said (Out Loud) That Black Voters Will Turn To Trump ‘Because They Love Sneakers’

Even Netflix Can’t Ignore The ‘Leave The World Behind’ Similarities Surrounding The Great Cell Phone Outage Of Feb. 22

People Were Feeling ‘Leave The World Behind’ Vibes When AT&T Customers Experienced A Widespread Outage

‘Tiger King’ Star Joe Exotic Really, Really Likes Machine Gun Kelly With His Giant New Tattoo: ‘I Can Make MGK Gay’