NASA Crashed A Spacecraft Into An Asteroid On Purpose, And It Got A Lot Of People Thinking Of Bruce Willis In ‘Armageddon’

Documentary Footage (That He Commissioned) Shows Roger Stone Getting Ready To Flee D.C. After Jan. 6

Putin’s Top Russian State TV Propaganda Peddlers Are Freaking Out Over The Furious Backlash To His ‘Partial Mobilization’ Plan

Kim Kardashian Sees Herself With ‘Absolutely No One’ Following Her Split From Pete Davidson

Everyone Made The Same Joke After Putin Granted Citizenship To Edward Snowden In The Middle Of His Disastrous War With Ukraine

John Fetterman Slapped Down Tucker Carlson By Revealing His ‘Fake’ Tattoos Represent Real Gun Violence Victims

Trump’s Favorite Thing About Being President Is Probably Exactly What You Think It Is

John Oliver Couldn’t Resist Taking A Swing At Leo DiCaprio’s Infamous ‘May To December Love Life’ On ‘Last Week Tonight’

Trump May Have To Sell His NYC Skyscrapers At ‘Fire Sale’ Prices Should He Lose His Letitia James Lawsuit

A Pro-Trump Jan. 6 ‘Truth Rally’ At The Capitol Flopped So Hard It Was Upstaged By A Nearby Festival

Trump’s Truth Social Takes Another Major Hit After Losing Over $100 Million In Investor Money

Rudy Giuliani Has Been Ordered To Pay His Ex-Wife Costly Back Payments Or Go To The Slammer

Alex Jones Screamed At Reporters Outside A Connecticut Courtroom While Taking The Day Off To ‘Lower The Temperature’

‘Riverdale’ Actor Ryan Grantham Has Been Sentenced To Life In Prison For Murdering His Mother

Even The White House Twitter Account Is Trolling Ted Cruz For Celebrating A ‘Great Bipartisan Victory!’ For A Highway Project He Voted Against

Even Ex-New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Is Making Jokes About Dr. Oz Being From New Jersey

Ana De Armas Knows What ‘Blonde’ Clips Will Go Viral, ‘And It’s Disgusting,’ But ‘I Can’t Control It’

Seth Meyers Is Pretty Sure Trump ‘Lost His F***ing Mind’ When He Suggested The FBI Might Have Been Looking For Hillary’s Emails At Mar-A-Lago