During his usual well-earned executive time, President Trump blasted out a tweetstorm on Monday morning warning his followers that a threat is coming. And this time, they’re all in cahoots with one another!
“Sadly, it looks like Mexico’s Police and Military are unable to stop the Caravan heading to the Southern Border of the United States,” Trump wrote. “Criminals and unknown Middle Easterners are mixed in. I have alerted Border Patrol and Military that this is a National Emergy. Must change laws!”
Sadly, it looks like Mexico’s Police and Military are unable to stop the Caravan heading to the Southern Border of the United States. Criminals and unknown Middle Easterners are mixed in. I have alerted Border Patrol and Military that this is a National Emergy. Must change laws!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 22, 2018
He added a couple more tweets about “Caravan” this, Democrats that, before switching gears to proclaim “Big Night In Texas!!!!” referring to his Monday night rally in Houston to support Ted Cruz ahead of the midterm elections.
But his usual ramblings aside, like “covfefe” before it, people zeroed in on Trump’s claim that he has alerted “border patrol and military” about the “National Emergy” of scared and hungry people seeking asylum in the United States. So while there’s nothing people can do about his rhetoric, at least they can mock him for barely having a better understanding of the English language than the non-English speaking people he so desperately wants to keep out of this country.
"Hello, military? We have a national emergy. Brown people traveling to our border. In a group. Like all together. Combining their dirty brown terrorist power. They must be stopped. "
"Sir, this is a Cracker Barrel" https://t.co/ViSJIHStn2
— rabia O'chaudry (@rabiasquared) October 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/spider_ramone/status/1054366961788960768
This is a National Emergy. Please shoot women and children on site. pic.twitter.com/eUkwaCfmNr
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 22, 2018
Trump says Middle Easterners mixed in to caravans crossing the border is a "national emergy," and somehow the most wrong thing in that statement isn't the word "emergy."
— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) October 22, 2018
“Emergy” (noun): An emergency with lots of energy https://t.co/wMel2EKMgr
— Zoo With Roy (@zoowithroy) October 22, 2018
“Emergy?” https://t.co/veGTMWmRua
— Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) October 22, 2018
Maybe you should consult with the Secretary of Emergy https://t.co/ppG1jrD9RO
— Will Bunch (@Will_Bunch) October 22, 2018
What's a "National Emergy"? Asking for some "unknown Middle Easterners".
— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) October 22, 2018
"unknown Middle Easterners"
Be more racist. You can do it, Mr. President. https://t.co/MmWCP3oC8T
— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) October 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/Shakestweetz/status/1054363153054793729
It's been nearly two hours since Trump's "National Emergy" tweet. The WH has yet to explain what that would mean.
— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) October 22, 2018
please vote, this man is a National Emergy pic.twitter.com/vUmfF1rqld
— Scafe says wear a gd mask (@erinscafe) October 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/kazweida/status/1054392591452528641
https://twitter.com/Rschooley/status/1054377941646303233
A reminder that midterm elections are just two weeks away — tick tock.