PharmaBro douche Martin Shkreli may want to pop a couple of chill pills following a Twitter meltdown. Allegedly — a big allegedly — Shkreli was scammed out of $15 million by someone named “Daquan.” Shkreli says he was under the impression that he was sending a friend of Kanye’s $15 million for The Life of Pablo, but according to shady Shkreli, Daquan took his money and ran off.
“Who the f*ck has my fifteen million dollars?,” Shkreli tweeted with a broken caps button. The PharmaBro says he signed a deal for the album and even posted a picture of a vinyl record but was surprised when Kanye showed up on SNL and revealed the album was streaming on Tidal. “Someone named Daquan said he was Kanye’s boy and I signed the deal to buy Pablo and send the Bitcoin. Call the police this is bullsh*t.”
Texted Ye that he only allowed to play the leaked half of the album
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) February 14, 2016
WHO THE FUCK HAS MY FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS ?????????????????????????????????????
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) February 14, 2016
I NEED MY MONEY BACK THIS ISNT A FUCKING JOKE WTF
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) February 14, 2016
SOMEONE NAMED DAQUAN SAID HE WAS KANYES BOY AND I SIGND THE DEAL TO BUY PALBO AND SENT THE BITCOIN. CALL THE POLICE THIS IS BULSHIT
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) February 14, 2016
With $15 million allegedly missing, Shkreli tweeted that he was setting up a GoFundMe to get his money back but then said $15 million was nothing to a rich bastard like him. “I can make the money back faster than anyone so the joke is on YOU if you think I even care.” Despite not giving a damn, Shkreli allegedly reached out to Bitcoin creator who agreed he would allegedly help him get back his money.
Gofundme will be up tomorrow I don't know what to do omfg
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) February 14, 2016
I hope you all enjoy this stupid music SO much and the fact it has brought me so much pain and suffering. I quit rap.
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) February 14, 2016
And second of all I can make the money back faster than anyone so the joke is on YOU if you think I even care.
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) February 14, 2016
Also, idiots, I've gotten in touch with Sitoshi (Bitcoin's creator) and he's agreed to help me get my money back. I always win.
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) February 14, 2016
Meanwhile, Kanye is $53 million in personal debt and is hoping Mark Zuckerberg will invest $1 billion in his genius-level ideas.
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698699904303132672
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698926987281371136
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/698927040632922116