.@SpeakerRyan: “This is the closest we will ever get to repealing and replacing Obamacare.” https://t.co/r6ANLJhXsD pic.twitter.com/bDQ0Sg9vY2
— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) March 9, 2017
The day after he bored Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson with an academic explanation of the 115th U.S. Congress’ session calendar, House Speaker Paul Ryan tried an alternative tactic to explain the American Health Care Act Trumpcare. For this occasion, “Professor” Ryan even took off his coat, rolled up his shirt sleeves, and plowed right into the day’s lesson plan — eager to appease a room full of attentive students hungry to learn about government-run health insurance. Unfortunately for Ryan, journalists, politicos, and trolls couldn’t resist the urge to poke fun at the stunt with a familiar array of jokes, memes and Photoshops.
Ryan’s class began innocently enough, as the Republican Wisconsin representative announced Congress was “going to repeal and replace Obamacare” with a “three-pronged approach.” And the three prongs in question? “Reconciliation,” “Administrative Action” and “Additional Legislation.” (The latter seems weird since Health Secretary Tom Price swore Trumpcare’s paperwork would pale in comparison to its predecessor.) Yet things quickly turned sour when, pressed by questions about the House’s rapid pace and the Senate’s qualms, Ryan declared “we as Republicans have been waiting seven years to do this.”
Meanwhile, the Internet had already pounced:
Professor Ryan is currently giving a PowerPoint presentation on health care and congressional procedure. pic.twitter.com/2ujDRxE9lN
— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) March 9, 2017
Wonky graphs. A laser-point-y thing. Rolled-up sleeves and an attentive audience. @SpeakerRyan is so happy right now pic.twitter.com/UhW1RiDeYw
— Amber Phillips (@byamberphillips) March 9, 2017
Paul Ryan, with this power point, is going back to his roots. Here’s from a family scrapbook of his first campaign: https://t.co/LgQObUghSL pic.twitter.com/47XtDBvFWo
— Matt Viser (@mviser) March 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/839888629967302656
https://twitter.com/GuyEndoreKaiser/status/839898649928716288
After a while, the reactions transition from the obvious to the predictably weird-yet-applicable:
https://twitter.com/darth/status/839883824175591424
Whoa pic.twitter.com/sgl6gqkwgr
— David Weigel (@daveweigel) March 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/jason_howerton/status/839886773358587904
https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/839883942245380097
While others left the immediate sphere of conversation altogether:
"And while the software library is somewhat limited, the new Zelda alone makes Nintendo Switch a must-have. Mom, dad, thanks for listening" pic.twitter.com/ShqslZRPsX
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 9, 2017
man it's a hot one pic.twitter.com/Uk1vLvq9Qf
— heather schmelzlen (@anchorlines) March 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/AutumnDawnPrice/status/839886388371816448
https://twitter.com/Julio_Rosas11/status/839883625814441985
https://twitter.com/iampigeon/status/839890463603703810
When trying to further explain how Trumpcare would improve upon Obamacare’s perceived faults, Ryan allegedly claimed health insurance doesn’t work when healthy people are required to subsidize the sick’s healthcare costs. This quickly brought the conversation back around to the topic at hand:
Paul Ryan says insurance can't work if healthy must pay more to subsidize the sick. But this is exactly what happens in every employer plan.
— Jonathan Cohn (@CitizenCohn) March 9, 2017
.@CitizenCohn "Folks, it's time to roll up our sleeves and get down to the business of not understanding the basic concept of insurance." pic.twitter.com/L2qx53hMhb
— Krister Johnson (@KristerJohnson) March 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/StopTheSpeaker/status/839885022576390144
Not to mention a visit from Ryan’s congressional colleague, Democratic Rep. Keith Ellison:
Caught the tail end of @SpeakerRyan’s powerpoint presentation, and I have to say, I’m a little concerned. pic.twitter.com/vScaYT2LOs
— Keith Ellison (@keithellison) March 9, 2017