Here are your quick and dirty, editorial-free WWE Raw results for November 24, 2014. The show featured fallout from Survivor Series 2014, including a farewell speech from The Authority and special guest GM Daniel Bryan making matches for the losing team.
Be back here tomorrow for the Best and Worst of WWE Raw column.
WWE Raw results:
– The show began with a “farewell address” from The Authority. They promised the WWE Universe would beg them to return. They were interrupted by Daniel Bryan, who did “yes” chants in their faces until they left.
– Bryan announced that he’s in charge of the show for the night. He brought out the rest of Team Authority and put them into a series of matches and situations to punish them.
1. Ryback defeated Mark Henry. Ryback quickly defeated Henry with a Meathook clothesline.
2. Intercontinental Championship Match: Dean Ambrose defeated Luke Harper (c) by disqualification. Harper shoved Ambrose into the referee, causing the referee to throw out the match. After the match, Ambrose gave Harper Dirty Deeds on a steel chair. He tried to set up a ladder and a table, but was attacked from behind by Bray Wyatt. Wyatt buried Ambrose with chairs.
– Larry The Cable Guy showed up shirtless, dressed like Rey Mysterio.
3. Tag Team Championship Match: The Miz and Damien Mizdow (c) defeated Gold and Stardust. Mizdow has two tiny replica belts to match the championships held by Miz. Miz was knocked out during the match, leaving Mizdow to wrestle the Dusts alone. At an opportune moment, Miz tagged himself in and hit a Skull-crushing Finale on Stardust to win the match.
– Rusev and Lana were given a choice: defend the US Championship in a company-wide battle royal, or say the pledge of allegiance. Daniel Bryan brought out Sgt. Slaughter to lead the pledge. Rusev stood up for Lana so she wouldn’t have to say it. He verbally confronted Slaughter, which brought out Jack Swagger with an attack. Rusev is the heel because he’s not from here.
4. Fandango defeated Justin Gabriel. Fandango won with a top rope leg drop. The same match as the Survivor Series Kickoff.
– Big Show apologized for his actions at Survivor Series, saying he made a mistake. When the crowd wouldn’t forgive him, he turned on them. That brought out Erick Rowan, who said he didn’t like bullies. They briefly brawled, and Show left in anger.
5. Brie Bella defeated AJ Lee. Nikki interfered, allowing Brie to roll AJ up with La Magistral for the pinfall. After the match, AJ told the Bellas that “talent is not sexually transmitted.”
6. Tyson Kidd and Natalya defeated Adam Rose and The Bunny. The Bunny tripped up Rose, allowing Kidd to roll him up for the win. Santino and Larry the Cable Guy were on commentary.
– A New Day debuts next week.
7. Handicap Match: John Cena and Dolph Ziggler defeated Seth Rollins, Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble. Seth Rollins’ partners were determined via a WWE App vote. Ziggler and Cena pinned J&J Security simultaneously with their finishers. After the match, Daniel Bryan tossed Rollins back into the ring. Ziggler superkicked Rollins and Cena delivered an AA.
Out of nowhere, the Anonymous Raw General Manager (yes, the laptop on a podium) interrupted to say that next week, order will return to Raw.
