Here are your quick and dirty, editorial-free WWE Raw results for December 1, 2014. The was headlined by a six-man tag team match and other matches made by the returning Anonymous Raw General Manager.
Be back here tomorrow for the Best and Worst of WWE Raw column.
WWE Raw results:
– The show began with the Anonymous Raw General Manager announcing that John Cena will face Seth Rollins in a tables match at the TLC pay-per-view, and if he loses he’ll no longer be #1 contender. This led to a fight between Team Cena and Team Authority. It took about half an hour.
1. The Usos won a Tag Team Turmoil match to become the new #1 contenders to the tag team championships. The match started off with Stardust and Goldust vs. A New Day in their Raw debut. A New Day won, pinning Stardust. The next team was Tyson Kidd and Cesaro. Kidd won with a rollup when the Dusts interfered. The Usos were out next and eliminated Kidd and Cesaro. The final team was Adam Rose and the Bunny. Miscommunication led to Rose getting superkicked and splashed for the loss.
– The Miz gave Naomi a business card and said he could help her get work in Hollywood.
2. Erick Rowan defeated Big Show. Rowan won by DQ when Show attacked him with the ring steps.
3. Fandango defeated Jack Swagger. Fandango won by forfeit when Swagger found Zeb Colter injured backstage and didn’t show up for the match.
– Lana and Rusev heavily implied that they were the cause of Colter’s injury. Lana did a Russian parody of the Pledge of Allegiance. Swagger attacked, and they had a pull-apart brawl.
4. Damien Mizdow defeated Fernando. Mizdow won by submission with a figure-four. After the match, Jimmy Uso showed up and slapped Miz in the face for giving his wife opportunities.
5. Bray Wyatt defeated R-Truth. Wyatt won with Sister Abigail. After the match he cut a promo about his upcoming TLC match against Dean Ambrose. Ambrose appeared and a fight ensued, ending with Ambrose breaking Wyatt’s rocking chair.
6. AJ Lee and Naomi defeated The Bella Twins. Naomi was put into the match via a WWE app poll. AJ made Nikki submit to the Black Widow.
– Paul Heyman showed up via satellite to remind us Brock Lesnar’s a thing.
7. Dolph Ziggler, John Cena and Ryback defeated Kane, Luke Harper and Seth Rollins. Ziggler pinned Harper to win the match for his team. After the match, the teams continued brawling until Big Show appeared and took out Team Cena. Erick Rowan showed up carrying the ring steps and attacked Team Authority to even the odds. Team Cena ganged up on Show and bashed him in the head with the steps to end the show.
