Previously on the Best and Worst of WCW Monday Nitro: Rowdy Roddy Piper orchestrated a series of increasingly naked, increasingly embarrassing street fights to see which three of six create-a-wrestler templates would be on his team against the nWo at Uncensored. He found a boxer, a kickboxer and John Tenta. The trick to joining was to not wrestle in jeans.
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And now, the vintage Best and Worst of WCW Monday Nitro for March 10, 1997.