The Best And Worst Of Impact Wrestling 7/8/14: Table For BOOOO

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Hey, friendos! We’ve finally arrived at the episode that had the best chance of making my head twist itself from my body and shoot itself into the sun. But I’m still here, and you’re doing this instead of watching the G1 Climax, so I guess we’ve gotta do this.

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This week on Impact: #ShitHappens

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