Yes, the full-court press has now begun for Total Bellas, which debuts TOMORROW NIGHT OH MY GOODNESS. The cast members of Total Bellas are simply everywhere this week, dishing all the dirt and dropping little tidbits about what we can expect from the spinoff to the greatest television show that has ever been broadcast.
On Monday, Nikki and Brie Bella appeared on The Real, which is a talk show I’ve never heard of and is somehow not hosted by the Iron Sheik. (Come on, tell me you wouldn’t tune in every single day at 3 p.m. to watch Iron Sheik interview some jagoff from a CW show or whatever. You’d set your DVR.) While they were there, Nikki dropped the bombshell that John Cena — noted marriage abolitionist — is now open to the idea of getting hitched to Nikki. (She’s the one that wears a hat.)
Obviously, Nikki is thrilled about this development … but now it’s kind of making life awful for her, because she’s expecting the question to be popped at literally any moment.
“The past year, he’s actually talked about that he’s open to marriage so, of course, my hopes go through the roof. So, he’s like let’s go have this romantic dinner. I’m like ‘this is it.’ I feel like every moment I’m waiting for it. It’s been my birthday it’s been an anniversary … the holidays …
“I am going to Napa next week. See, I don’t want to get excited. Like I’m ruining everything because I get, like the perfect outfit. And here are those perfect moments and it’s like, ‘okay that was nice.'”
Brie then said she’s super proud of her sister because Nikki has managed to not go ring shopping yet. Nikki agrees that picking out some huge rock for herself would totally jinx things, but I say just go for it. Live your best life, Nikki Bella.
This is exciting stuff for fans of Total Divas and for fans of true love, and I’m now fantasy booking the second season of Total Bellas to be leading up to John popping the question. Yes, without having seen even one episode of Total Bellas I’m already hoping for a second season. Lay off me; this is all I have.
(h/t Wrestling Inc.)